I love my boyfriend, he's one of the sweetest person I know... but sometimes he annoys the heck out of me.
Incident One - Sleep TalkingIn the middle of the night
him:
*pokes me* switch sides
me: hmm?
him: Switch sides! You're on my side
me:
*ignores him*
him:
*rolls on top and over me, then pushes me to the other side of the bed*
me: wtf?
him: zzZzzzZzzzz
He has no re-collection of this the next morning when I mentioned it to him
Incident Two - Eating off the floor
A piece of candy falls
him:
*picks it up*me: what are you doing? It's been on the floor!
him: 5-second rule!
*eats it*Incident Three - VandalismI have random pictures of cute guys I've ripped out from Cosmo magazine for decorative purposes. The other week I left my room for 5 minutes and came back to find that the boyfriend had drawn purple man boobs and mustaches on all my pictures!
What annoying habits does your SO have? Share your stories!
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I don't know if I would call those annoying--hilarious, maybe.
The only annoying thing that my SO does is eat when he's not hungry and them complain about how he needs to exercise more/lose weight/eat healthier, etc. He's either lying about being not hungry, or lying about his interest in being healthy. I wish he would just pick!
I don't have an SO. But one of my friends talks in his sleep in Tamil (an Indian language). I've never slept near him. That would be weird hahaha. But I've heard stories.
I would see these as more hilarious and endearing than annoying. We all have our quirks -NO ONE is perfect!
@irishgrrl690@xanga - agreed!
stop whining, these are hilarious.
/end rant.
Well, who HASN'T heard of the 5 second rule? In fact, it can even be extended to 10 seconds depending on the deliciousness of said food.
i wouldn't mind. your bf sounds hilarious! besides, how old are you, 12? you dont need to be tearing things out of cosmo and using them to decorate.
haha, that's hilarious....I'd laugh it off, but I'm a dude
and I dont eat things off the floor...I constantly work in the kitchen, and you dont want to know what's lurking on the floor alone
lmao, XD i mean eating off the floor, eww... but the other two are awesome. XD
wearing wet clothes inside, more often with company.
spending 5 min trying to dry my shoes on the rug, but still ending up squeeking in a store. :/
making fun of people when they are too serious about trivial things. i was playing frisbee today and a friend started talking about 'modern dance'... and he started doing ballet stretches so i was jumping around doing ballet things.. making fun of him. i ended doing a nutcracker spiny things and laughing... then he hit me with the frisbee XD
My boyfriend talks in his sleep, eats things on the floor its funny, that's why I love him. BUT if he ever touched my art, whether it be boy cut-outs or not i would get pissed.
I hate it when people draw on my things! A while ago a friend of mine decided to draw faces on people in my yearbook while I went to the bathroom. I was so mad when I saw it later.
pure@frozencherries@xanga - lol aw man.. i tear pictures out of magazine articles all the time too :/ for purely artistic (and fashionable) reasons though! And they don't come out of cosmo.
I can see how those things annoy you, my boyfriend does the same thing with the sleep talking, and sprawling out all over the bed like he is the only one sleeping there.
He gets on my nerves when Im trying to text message a friend, or Im on the phone having a conversation... he will try to get my attention, like a little kid. Im not his mom, but I swear he makes me feel like I am. My mom would smack me for acting up... maybe its only right if I do the same? ;)
You need to chill.
@NYPr1ncess@xanga - i actually covered every inch of my walls with pages of harpers bazaar, W (my favorite...awesome pictures + huuge pages, haha) & vogue when i was in high school, lol. but not "cute guys" from cosmo, haha.
omg i just died laughing!!! that made my day.XD
i'm more of the guy in our relationship
i.e:
him: which do you like that one or this one?
me: yes.
lmao.
Those are pretty funny, but I can see how they'd be annoying lol. @xtraspecial@xanga - lol! That's something I do all the time. After I see the look on the person's face I usually say "wait, what?" because it's clear my response wasn't anywhere close to where it should have been lol
Hahahaha. Thats funny. :)
@renzughent@xanga - hell yeah! and how much you really wanted it lmao.
I couldn't get up because he put his arm on me in his sleep. It was like dead weight.
@StarAndSpiral@xanga - Bahahah. That's hilarious. I think Tamil's a funny language.
@xtraspecial@xanga - My beau says that sometimes. Annoying!
@frozencherries@xanga - A lot of people do that. Actually, more people than others think do that. Ever hear of fashion collages? And a lot of designers and fashion cordinators cut out pictures.
My boyfriend's "annoying habits" are oddly, things I've grown to love.
@frozencherries@xanga -The "cute guys" may have some sort of fashion icon on them? Lmao.
dont have p;ictures of other dudes when your dating a guy.
isnt that obvious?
unless your cool with his porn mags
then fuck it
Haha that's funny. Since I'm the one forcing my boyfriend to switch sides in the middle of the night, I probably don't have any place saying he's annoying. Which he isn't. Just funny.
These stories are funny. They may irritate you to some degree if he continues to do them in order to piss you off, otherwise you can just tell him to stop drawing man boobs on the pictures. He can't really help it if he sleep talks during the middle of the night