Pros of Sluts- They put out without much effort on your part.
- You can tell by the loving looks in their eyes they really could care less if you don't want to commit.
- Way, way, way more cost-efficient to 'date' than their counterparts. All you need is a twelve pack of Bud Light and you're set for the night.
Cons of Sluts- Crabtraps.
- Some can be a little loco, esse.
- They won't hesitate in taking your last cigarette or beer.
Pros of Plain Janes- They will nurture you.
- A lot of them know how to cook.
- If you're a sap then Plain Janes are good for romance.
Cons of Plain Janes- They will set mantraps on your ass. Next thing you know you're walking down the aisle because you knocked her ass up.
- They smother you. Possessive wenches. They cut off your balls.
- Prudes in the bedroom.
Sluts are clearly the winners here. They value the freedom of both partners. They will not chase you with golf clubs. They make the world a more peaceful place by keeping men happy. So quit saying slut like it's a dirty word ladies, that just makes you bitches.
Thoughts?
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Comments (205)
what the?.... this is a horrible post.
i think you might have posted on the wrong board. you should probably go to mancouch
This is great.
:( Needs more middle ground... less this extreme or that extreme.
You need a mix of both! Someone who is nurturing but doesn't smother... Someone who doesn't sleep around with anyone who dangles a 12 pack in front of her but can still be adventurous and lusty! You don't HAVE to go with one extreme or the other...
wtf is this? So there's no in-between?
this was published? but its so.. ignorant and not even funny
fail.
Paul Partisan... taking over Xanga one ridiculous Ish at a time!
Were you expecting moderation? The original poster is Paul_Partisan, not Paul_Moderate or Paul_Middleground.
Regardless, I'm still fine being plain jane
I'm waiting for a day and age where people don't need to refer to each other as sluts. But I guess it would be hard for the world to accept anything other than prim and proper wait-until-you're-married-heterosexual sexuality and move beyond labeling people who don't view their sexuality in that way.
or maybee the true reason you're never with anyone other than a "slut" is because you don't have the mentality to be with someone with more than just good looks. i know i sure as hell wouldn't want to be with someone of this mind set. -_-
Lmao.
I this it's funny.
:)
Plain Janes sound like serial killers.
lol.
Oh hey, I thought women were people - not walking lubricated holes or babysitters.
I really cannot think of anything to say that is more coherent than that (and lacking in profanity) - you need to SERIOUSLY reconsider your understanding of reality, you hateful excuse for a human being.
@Garistotle@xanga - Sorta kinda. After all...@daylightbreaker@xanga - ...he's not really a big fan of Mancouch
Tell us....did you just come up with this so you could use the word 'Dialectics'?
Thaaaat's Paul! He sure isn't afraid of all the responses women OR men are going to give him on this one.
this is hilarious!! keep up the good work!
haha yeah this seems meant for mancouch.
why wud u divide a woman only be in either one of two utterly generalized categories? at least create variety in ur labeling to give the rest of us some credit, jeez.
SLUT or PLAIN...seriously? those are the only two types of woman uve ever met, ur missing out
this is like mancouch status, not something i expect from datingish
Wow, well my post was a little nicer than this. You did not just do that.
ATTACK WOMEN OF THE WORLD. ATTACK!
Someone get some mace.
And get some hedge clippers or something, we're going to shave him.
Also, I need a razor blade. His teeny weeny balls need to be removed.
I'm hoping to find something in-between.
basically you want a "slut" to sleep with and a "plain jane" to take care of you. good luck with that.
im a long term monogamous relationship kinda girl, however i might take your last beer. i love to nurture but i cant cook to save my life. and i'm defiantly not a prude in the bedroom. so umm where do i fit in all this?