sourceI'm glad that we live in a world where a girl can stink up an entire grocery store aisle and can still get the guy's number. And I'm glad there are men out there who recognize the forces of nature lay their stinky hand on women too.
This hilarious missed connection on Craigslist got me thinking about my favorite holiday movie... "The Holiday." You know the one. Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet are two love-lorn women who exchange homes for a month and just happen to find the loves of their lives in the process. Gag me, yes. But Jude Law and Jack Black are quality suitors so I can accept it. Anyway, Kate Winslet happens upon this cute, old man who was in the movie business in his prime, and he describes to her the concept of a "meet cute."
"Say a man and a woman both need something to sleep in and both go to the same men's pajama department. The man says to the salesman, "I just need bottoms," and the woman says, "I just need a top." They look at each other and that's the 'meet cute.'"
And just to think, if the farting woman happens upon this Craigslist ad, this couple could potentially say their 'meet cute' was over a bad case of gas. They can one day tell their grandchildren that Grampy called Granny a Clydesdale on the internet and their love flourished right then and there. That's really something special.
I have yet to experience my own 'meet cute.' I don't think meeting over the keg at a frat party really qualifies, and I'm not ready to test the waters by letting one rip in front of a hot guy just in case he's into that kinda thing. But I'm still holding out hope.
Have you ever had a perfect 'meet cute'?
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This made my morning. :)
No. I don't get the meet cute thing. Anyway, why are you taking Craigslist seriously?
I don't think meeting over the keg at a frat party really qualifies haha very true
yeah, no meet cutes for me, but thats ok. my bf and i started dating while in Italy so that's our cute story :)
Ha! Fantastic post.
I rarely hear female flatulence, so if I meet a girl who just belches or lets one rip like she thinks she's the only person left on Earth, I'll know I found someone special :D
i met my first girlfriend when she almost hit me by knocking over a ladder
BAHAHAHa. omg that is sooooo funny.
LMAO.
How embarrassing but oh so funny!!!
Now THAT'S a meet cute!
It's a "meet cue". Sorry. I'm not trying to be an ass, just thought I'd let you know.
it's embarrassing but it's cute!! and sweet! I hope he finds this girl!!!
I love the Holiday. Best movie ever.
haha what a great story!
"I tried to rid the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread." I actually burst out laughing with giggles and now my stomach hurts. That was funny. I can't recall if I ever had one of these moments, you speak of...I tend to forget.
Nope, not really.
Also, we men know you women let loose a cloud of nasty every now and then... its normally you girls who deny it. Just like this one did.
Hilarious xD
HAHAHAHAH oh craigslist. how you FAIL utterly :P
The first time my now boyfriend and I met, he hummed part of a Coldplay song and I finished it. I guess that's our "meet cue." :)
Clydesdales.. jesus fuck thats hilarious.
@Athlyx@xanga - clearly, no one is taking it seriously if we're all poking fun at it. it is a funny subject to talk about tho.
@MaNgOGaLx812x@xanga - thats pretty adorable haha.
I used to troll Craigslist for funny shit like that but actually finding something funny there is like finding a needle in the hay stack. Id rather kick back and go to blogs that dedicate to the art of finding gems like these.
Pheromones are a magical thing.
@X_aero_love_X@xanga - that would make more sense, meet cute didn't sound very right
LOL. awwww haha this is funny and cute at the same time. and hmmm i probably have gone through "meet cute" thing. but i dont remember it right now
Long ago, I was at a alternative juice bar, I was kinda dancing, doing my best Iggy Pop impression, when I got a little TOO close to this girl who caught my errant flailing arm. I sorta socked her in the jaw, totally by accident. I, being very sorry, apologized...tried to make it up to her, AND THEN her girl-friend, best -friend, hit on me...it was totally surreal...I of course begged off...her best friend wanted me to show her around Northern...sadly, LIFE has always been my College. (True Story.)