Friday, 04 December 2009
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FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on Facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
No reason we all can't sparkle like Edward, I guess. Happy Friday!
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Comments (31)
lol those are funny! the 4th one was quite mean
haha the twilight one is hilarious.
LOL.
Glitter? Seriously?
haha the grandma and edward ones r too funny.
I like the grandma one. Hilarious.
Second one's hilarious. Fourth one's really sad and annoying. Fifth one is retarded.
Wow these are ESPECIALLY good this week.
Ewww... glitter is contagious.
oh edward you're so sparkilicious
the 2nd one.. that's sweet
the 4th one is really sad :( poor girl
haha glitter :P
thats the best one
HAHAHA! I shouldn't laugh at people's bad moments but I nearly pissed myself here. Love the fainting, camera and facebook story.
LOL
love the twilight one.poor guy. lmaoLOL!!
The last one was hilarious xD
WTF?!?! You gotta be kiddn me with that last one. Twilight is the anti christ of movies.
the last one is the shitttt :) x
HAHA, love the edward one
Well if the ladies start glittering their significant others, it's gonna be a mess. That made me laugh out loud. :D
phooey. kissing pictures are NOT necessary on facebook!! i definitely don't blame the guy!
OFFICIAL VOTE: If we're to have an FML Friday, I believe we should additionally have a MLIA Monday.
(Which is 10 times better, btw. I'm officially converted.)
Just sayin'.
HAHAHAHA, Twilight. (:
2 seems pretty dumb heh. 4 I would have done the same thing, not because of any dis-attachment for my gf but just because I hate it when people put up pics of them and their girlfriends kissing or hugging or just flaunting off how happy they are together. Like those status updates "I have the best bf/gf in the world booyah!"
LOLOL
# 2 is shit. LOL
LOL. I read one where one guy asked his gf who the perfect man one and she said edward cullen, and he was a bit upset because her idea of a perfect man was a ficticious character...haha