uh, what?

I'm sorry but what the hell does this have to do with anything? This seems to be another pointless submission. If you really know your bf, you already know what pushes his buttons and what doesnt.

....The fuck?

This post seems like it's really centered on being a 'dream girl' instead of being in a relationship. Blow jobs! Nudity! Never demand anything! While I certainly don't deny the irritation that lack of blow job or pictures could cause, and while there are definitely girls who drag their guys to chick flicks too often and fight about insignificant things or imaginary monsters, I feel that this post is not only written poorly but doesn't present the idea of compromise, which is key when it comes to emotions in relationships.

If both parties are comfortable with sexual activities, then yes, she should be willing to give head every once in awhile or a reasonable amount for both of them, but in the end, it's her mouth. She gets a say in how often. If she wants him to come to a chick flick once every five or six months, I don't think that's asking too much, particularly if she's willing to watch movie genres she doesn't particularly like because he wants her to.

There's a difference between never doing anything for a significant other and a significant other requiring more than is due without anything in return.

What is the point of this? How could this possibly of any use to ANYBODY?

my boyfriend is one of the rare few that I don't have to try hard to be with and we respect each other mutually so most of these points are irrelevant. 

No woman can ever force me to watch a chick flick because I will never resist to the idea.

My boyfriend will watch a chick flick with me if I agree to watch a movie he likes! Compromise!

somebody needs to lay off the paint chips...

I'm not usually one to say this, and I don't usually comment at all when I'm thinking this, but this post was stupid.

Umm, yup... if your goal was to tick off your boyfriend, this is definitely a good place to start...  though I don't really see No. 4 as being too much of a problem, since guys tend to favor attention from girls over video games any day.  Chick flicks aren't generally a big deal either, so long as you even it out and watch a movie he wants... or maybe just as long as you don't tell his pals. 

throw water on him while he is sleeping

pee on him in the shower

fart while his head is next to ur ass

masterbate after sex(this is only effective in the beginning of the relationship)

tell him he cant watch porno

scratch up his dvds or games during a fight

tell him he is worthless and can offer u nothing

tell him u r going to the store and u will be back in 30 min and dont call him until 6 am because u hit up the bar then went to some dude's house party with a girlfriend

ignore his calls

talk highly about ex boyfriends penises

having an intimate girlfriend and telling him he cant touch her

i could go on and on

weak post, datingish.