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Friday, 27 November 2009

FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".

Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:

Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML
Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in 'park' before you get it on wildly in it. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Happy Friday!

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haha to the last one:
at least he had some effort in making a letter to her on a bad day :P
- 11/27/2009 1:10 PM
- doLc3@xanga (message)
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love that site =]
- 11/27/2009 1:15 PM
- moniHOE@xanga (message)
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hahahaah xD I love the last one
- 11/27/2009 1:17 PM
- Princess_Sakurina@xanga (message)
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The second one is the funniest.
- 11/27/2009 1:41 PM
- openmindedgirlk@xanga (message)
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Second one made me giggle, but the last one...well, hey, it's the thought that counts!
- 11/27/2009 1:53 PM
- akatiegirl (message)
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Yep, 2nd is funniest.
- 11/27/2009 2:47 PM
- Unfettered_Mind@xanga (message)
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Lol..the first one made me laugh.
- 11/27/2009 2:50 PM
- xSerendipity713x@xanga (message)
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I am skeptical of how many of these "FMYLIFE" stories are true. I guess you have to pretend.
- 11/27/2009 2:52 PM
- WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption@xanga (message)
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Look up MLIA!...
My Life Is Average...so much better.
- 11/27/2009 3:02 PM
- heidi_teamaster@xanga (message)
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I like the second one best.
- 11/27/2009 4:52 PM
- papermadeflower@xanga (message)
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Haha I love FML!!
Second one was hilarious xD
- 11/27/2009 5:23 PM
- x0x_loveless_x0x@xanga (message)
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, :D!
- 11/27/2009 6:59 PM
- arae137@xanga (message)
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First one sucks. Last one is slightly endearing in a barely trying kinda way. At least he sent her a letter, gotta get points for that.
- 11/27/2009 7:27 PM
- ccarothers@xanga (message)
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lol we should have a MLIA monday also :]
- 11/27/2009 7:58 PM
- UnopenedSuitcases@xanga (message)
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Oh no at the second one. D:
- 11/27/2009 9:16 PM
- pizo_Okie@xanga (message)
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Poor number 2
- 11/27/2009 9:26 PM
- silverlocket_88@xanga (message)
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hilarious. I'm more of a "my life is average" fan
- 11/28/2009 12:12 AM
- AcidxBetty@xanga (message)
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hahaha 1st and 2nd are hilarious
- 11/28/2009 12:18 AM
- shehastruth@xanga (message)
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The second one was pretty good... and the last one was hilarious. A fill in the blank letter generator? :( lol
- 11/28/2009 9:34 AM
- puella_sapiens216@xanga (message)
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These ones are pretty good, not too bad and pretty funny :)
- 11/28/2009 12:26 PM
- vanishingx@xanga (message)
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hahahha @ 4 & 5
- 11/28/2009 12:28 PM
- xotogetherbabyxo@xanga (message)
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