I want to share a valuable lesson with you...beware of double vision induced by alcohol.
Take a good look around you. Most girls have the same hair cut, wear about the same type of clothes and when you go to a place where alcohol is involved and lights are dim, it can be easy to get people mixed up. My friend went to a birthday party where halfway through the night, a guy appeared out of nowhere and basically mouth raped her. Now, you might be thinking why she didn't punch him or push him away but I think she was shocked at first and her brain just wasn't as sharp after a few glasses of wine. Needless to say, when her brain finally got the signal that something was invading her mouth, she broke free and the guy looks at her smiling and then the smile dies...
He looks confused and said "Hey, you're not my girlfriend..." As if on que, the girlfriend appears. She apparently is wearing the same top my friend's wearing because 90% of girls shop at Forever21 and they both have the side-bang, layered hair cut. The girlfriend then huffs and puffs "I LOOK NOTHING LIKE HER!" and storms away while her boyfriend stammers for an explanation and immediately follows her exit leaving my friend standing there wondering what the hell just happened?! There were no apologies, just lots of stares and muffled laughter.
Lesson learned. If you're going out to a crowded place, wear something other than black or something not from a common popular shopping place. Has that ever happened to you or someone you know?
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Never happened to me (thankfully) or anyone I know. But a funny story nonetheless! Poor guy. XD
That's crazy! Poor girl. Never happened to anyone I know of.
haha wow.. i mean sorry tha sucks. but hahaha
shave your head and no one will ever mix you up again. except maybe with a melon.
now that I think about it, ewww.
OMG is that mom and daughter in that picture? They look really alike.
LOL! Not like that. Poor couple.
I have said hi to people and realized I didn't know them later, lol.
My mom was telling me that last week they had a company party *and my oldest son's father works with her, so she assumed our son would be at the party* and she approached a red-head about JJ's size and flipped him around all excited and about to hug him when she realized it wasn't her grandson, got embarassed and walked away. VERY funny.
Wow, that reminds me of the episode of Days of Our Lives when Austin (or whoever was married to Carrie) slept with Sammie instead because he thought she was her. Not sure how or why I remember that, but I do.
@Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga - Meet the Hogans.
hahah. ouch. how sad. lol. but this is totally true. i've done this before, or ALMOST did this anyway. haha. i caught myself.
@Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga - Sadly enough, that's the daughter, father, and hot-young-new-girlfriend picture.
Of course that's never happened to me...I don't look like everyone else, lol.
I'm usually the only brown person at a party, so I've never had that happen to me. haha
One word:
SLAP!
lol most asian girls have long hair.
i dont like crowded parties. i prefer a laid back chill party with fewer people.
LOfreakingL. too ridiculous.
My gigantic multi colored neon Mohawk helps me blend into most crowds. I constantly contend with this problem.
@Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga - lol, more like daughter and daddy's girlfriend.
Well, my girlfriend and I were shopping one day and we split up to get ingredients. As I turned the corner, she looked at me with surprise first and then disappointment. I asked what was wrong, and she said, "Oh nothing. I just thought 'Oh he's cu-- Wait. That's my boyfriend.'"
@Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga - Thats Hulk Hogan, his daughter brooke in the black and his girlfriend in the brown. People think its freaky cause he's dating a girl that looks exactly like his daughter...def. kinda weird
i've attempted to reach for my boyfriend's hand and then end up touching someone else's. and then i look and i'm like wtf cause i know how his hand feels. LOL he's done that too. cause we go out with groups a lot i guess then. haha
Lol mouth raped? When me and my boyfriend split up in Wal-Mart, I was on my way back to find him when I thought I had seen him turn down an aisle with a cart (which he didn't have when I left him.) So I sneak up behind him and smack his ass lol. At that point I realized this wasn't my boyfriend, in fact this guy can't even speak english... sooo... ya it was pretty awkward haha.
ahahahah
it's happened to me. i had my drunk glasses on at a party and i was sitting on a kitchen counter, looking toward the living room. my boyfriend came up from where i wasn't looking and started kissing me...except that it wasn't my boyfriend, it was another friend that had been interested in me. oops.
LMAO! Poor guy!
Thats really funny, nothing like that has happened to me. I like the picture with this cause brooke and hulk's gf look alike. Booke also looks like her mother, like u can tell she's been groomed to look like her mother.