A Florida man was recently
arrested for repeatedly calling 911 looking for sex. He claims that he had run out of cell phone minutes and 911 was the only number he could dial. After making sexual comments to the dispatcher and asking her to come to his house, he called four more times before he was finally arrested and charged with making false 911 calls.
Alright, I understand the injustices of cell phone minutes. And I understand the undeniable urge for some lovin'. But seriously? Calling 911 for sex? Who is this man's dealer? It makes me wonder why he didn't sack up with some one-on-one hand and man time.
I guess sometimes we all need to feel a direct connection with another human being. Thoughts on calling sex hot-lines (911 excluded)? Would you ever look for pleasure from someone on the other end of a phone line?
Comments (29)
Wow. That guy must've really been desperate.
whats sad is this florida man lives in the same town as me..this also being the town where the man had all the child pornography on his computer and tried blaming his cat and said his cat downloaded it all. yeah gross.
I find this hilarious!
But I have called one of these hotlines with a friend as a joke. Other than that I would never call :P
lol
@aquarius_lovedove@xanga - don't forget this lovely city that is my hometown is home of the worst team in the NFL, and all those lovely Female teachers who have sex with students. btw were no where to be found when I was a teenager lol
just wow
a screw in his brain perhaps.
LOL. Desperate much? c:
lol what the fuckkk.
What the hell.
WOW. haha.
Sex hotlines.. Are freakin' pointless, and at 1$ a minute... Not worth it.
I have a feeling he isn't even that much of a catch if he decided being a pervert who sexually harasses 911 operators is OK. He deserves to be arrested, shiiiiit.
Phone sex could be hott but I would never pay for it, and probably would only think about doing if I was in a long distance relationship. Sex hotlines ok if thats what you want to do lol
I agree who is this mans dealer lol or why not just have "alone time"
Wow. People are so crazy. (:
Phone sex is one thing (isn't that a given in long distance relationships?) but that... wow, I don't even have words for that. So wrong... poor dispatcher!
OMG that is so crazy he was probably some fat blad headed old guy, that didn't kow hwo to use the computer to look up some porn.
LOL why couldn't he jacked off instead with something or his hands?
ahahahahaha.
what is the world coming to?
what is it with people and things? back in the day if you want some good loving, you had to go out and get it. that was good, wasn't it?
lol; wow, that's just messed up...
@white_wintr@xanga - that reminds me of that family guy episode where quagmire discover about internet porn... it was just hilarious when one arm was bigger than the other... omgosh...
no way, phone sex is just way too expensive.
Damn. Really?
what a effin loser! calling 911 for sex is so wrong.
Only in Florida.
I've never even wanted to try a sex line because it seems so expensive for such a lame service that I could probably get just by getting on myspace and random-adding people. Too bad I'm too lazy for that too.