Friday, 13 November 2009
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FML Friday! Hammer Time!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said "stop," then farted, followed by, "hammer time." And resumed the pounding. FML
Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML
Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML
Today, I realized that the most romantic thing that my boyfriend and I have done in the last month is comb lice out of each other's hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that every time he has sex with me he thinks about some mutant bunny chick from "Final Fantasy." FML
Happy Friday!
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Comments (23)
that fourth one is rank :\
lmao....this is quite hilarious.
LOL the first one!
hahahaha.
Hehehe. :)
Halt. Hammerzeit.
Lice... wtf?!?
4th one should have been omitted.
I freakin' LOVE that site! I have the app on my phone and I check it all the time. It's amazingly entertaining!
omg the first one. What a total dweeb her boyfriend must be. Funny XD
hahah these are funny.
OMG, lol...break up reasons, people!
LOL
LMAOO xD
The first one is hard to believe. Who says that. I think it's nasty to use another person's private toy.
lol its okay.....
HAHAHHA the hammer time one, good god..
that's just taking it too far..
#1: Way to break the mood.
4th one, what is her bf a monkey?
5th one, if she looks like the girl from FFXII that guys is lucky hehe.
That last one is like AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
The guy in the first one gets a high five.
hahahah that first one is hilarious.
Omg I laughed for DAYS at the first one!!!!! I imagined the whole scene and it was just too hilarious!!!!!!! The rest are pretty funny too: the second one is pretty freaking gross. How does she know you have it and why doesn't she effing get her own?! Geez that's shady and gross of her.