Friday, 06 November 2009
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FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, I flew to see the guy that I've been in love with for 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blocked up the toilet. FML
Today, I ran out of my usual hand lotion that I use for 'me time'. I instead decided to try and us my after shave lotion as a replacement. Apparently, my member doesn't agree with one of the ingredients, and has now swollen to the size of my fist. FML
Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML
Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML
Happy Friday!
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Comments (18)
Nothing like FML to make me feel better about MY life...
These didn't amuse me much.
The last one would be more of a FML for the guy.
Um, that pic is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!! :X I had to choke down the last bit of my lunch after seeing that, ew.
Haha funny.
That picture is just wrong.
@jeezshoua@xanga - Haha, I went swimming two weeks ago with a couple of my friends and I guess one of them had forgotten she had taken AZO or Uristat or something and peed in the freaking pool. All we saw was this huge orange cloud looking thing floating out behind her, so we gtfo of there. It was pretty gross, but extremely funny at her expense.
@Athlyx@xanga - LOL.
Omg. Okay. Now this should of been on the Fmylife.com website. Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
that picture was nasty D:
i guess he didn't have a plunger. well, either that, or he didn't know how to use one.
I took the GRE and did terrible. I thought I was smarter then that.
the picture just took the fun away..
seriously.
im in no mood to laugh.
I agree it wasn't that funny, This swollen member has to suck!
@Athlyx@xanga - Nice glad I wasn't there haha.
Yeah not so great this week. Sometimes I think people just like to say fml even though the things that happen to them aren't that extreme or bad.
lol that picture is making me cringe
ugh, gross! That picture just took my hunger away.
mylifeisaverage.com is better I think. It's much less depressing.
i didn't even want to read this, thanks to the picture