What's The Worst Thing You Could Hear From Your Date?

Sunday, 01 November 2009

What's The Worst Thing You Could Hear From Your Date?
We all have our dating nightmare scenarios: awkward moments, nervous slipups, slips of the tounge, accidentally snorting while laughing, etc. But have you ever thought of the things you would least wanna hear from your date?

Well I’ve got a few. I present to you, The Top Five Worst Things You Could Hear From Your Date

Here goes:

5. ...I thought it’d be bigger…

4. Why does it look like that?

3. Is it supposed to smell like fish?

2. Is it too late to mention that I was born a dude?

And finally, The Worst Thing You’d Want to Hear From Your Date

1. I’m pregnant

What's the worst thing you've ever heard from a date? Whats the worst/best/most amusing/most embarrassing thing you've ever said to a date?
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"Oh wow, uhhh, you looked so much hotter online."
- 11/1/2009 8:07 PM
- HeartOfPandora@xanga (message)
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@HeartOfPandora@xanga - Doesn't everybody?
- 11/1/2009 8:12 PM
- naguyin@xanga (message)
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Worst thing I said "Wow that's small" Worst thing I heard (the response): "F*** you"

We dated for a year, lol.
- 11/1/2009 8:12 PM
- MsKittyCatty@xanga (message)
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Compared to #2, #1 doesn't sound all that bad.
- 11/1/2009 8:13 PM
- naguyin@xanga (message)
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LMAO your posts always make me laugh.
- 11/1/2009 8:14 PM
- dearFLOPPY@xanga (message)
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anything that mentions a previous relationship... at least, on your first couple dates
- 11/1/2009 8:15 PM
- black_lie@xanga (message)
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I've heard some amusing things from this one particular date I had earlier this year. Some favorite quotes:
"I don't like wearing jackets because they make me look fat"
"I don't use umbrellas because they're ugly" (as the Heavens pours down on us..)
"Oh, that's my sister and her boyfriend. We get silly sometimes
whenever I visit her. All three of us like to sleep in the same bed
together!" (after I asked her why there was a picture of her kissing another girl on the lips while a half-naked guy was behind them on a bed)
- 11/1/2009 8:29 PM
- Roadlesstaken@xanga (message)
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I like the one a friend of mine said. He'd been set up by a couple of friends, the 2 had never seen or spoken to each other. They meet and shake hands, sit down and then he says 'I really fancy a curry but if I eat it I'll be shitting all tomorrow'. What is wrong with him I'll never know!

Good post, although sometimes no words at all are worse on a date...
- 11/1/2009 8:39 PM
- Jack_Morrison@xanga (message)
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I think getting a girl that you really don't want to spend any time with; that you just used for a one time thing would be worse than anything. If you slept with a post op she-male, you could take that to the grave.
- 11/1/2009 8:44 PM
- WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption@xanga (message)
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@Roadlesstaken@xanga - LMFAO the last one is priceless ;) and hilarious.
- 11/1/2009 8:56 PM
- Duhiana@xanga (message)
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@Duhiana@xanga - after I heard her say that, I just about gave up on the date leading anywhere and just had fun with it. Made for a good blog entry at the very least!
- 11/1/2009 9:05 PM
- Roadlesstaken@xanga (message)
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Haha I've told a guy before "Why does it look like that?" lol. He had a major curve in his penis which was impossible. I don't even know how it works.
- 11/1/2009 9:05 PM
- MangoWOW@xanga (message)
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@naguyin@xanga - No way, some people are just not photogenic. I be ugly in pics lol, and there's improvement irl (albeit a tiny one haha).
- 11/1/2009 9:09 PM
- HeartOfPandora@xanga (message)
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@Roadlesstaken@xanga - hahaha that would've been an interesting date, did you post that on 'mlia" (: (my life is average)
- 11/1/2009 9:15 PM
- Duhiana@xanga (message)
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@Duhiana@xanga - I should, shouldn't I? hehe
- 11/1/2009 9:17 PM
- Roadlesstaken@xanga (message)
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@Roadlesstaken@xanga - but wont most guys get turned on by that? :P or you just got flat out disgusted?
- 11/1/2009 9:40 PM
- Duhiana@xanga (message)
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@Duhiana@xanga - I was amused to say the least. I guess the date as a whole just put me off. Here's the entry that I wrote about it if you're curious.
- 11/1/2009 9:44 PM
- Roadlesstaken@xanga (message)
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Most embarrassing thing that happened to me was my date farted in the car while we were heading to dinner. We didn't talk much after that but it was hard pretending it never happened!
- 11/1/2009 10:05 PM
- utoppia@xanga (message)
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the worst thing i have ever heard from a date: you remind me of my sister.

we continued to date for a couple months after. i don't know if that says more about him or me.
- 11/1/2009 10:06 PM
- soyeahthatswhathappened@xanga (message)
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@utoppia@xanga - Oh man I remember something familiar:
I went to the bathroom, and when I came back into the dining room, it stunk to high heaven!!! He couldn't even meet my eye... but at least he didn't deny it.
/holds breath O_o
- 11/1/2009 10:19 PM
- tigerdauphin@xanga (message)
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the way i see it: Girls dont poop... Were setting, sippin down the same shit that killed elvis, having an awesome time, just talking, really clicking. It was almost like talking to my drinkin and work buddies except this was a beautiful creature with beautiful boobs and face, and last but not least a vagina. We get up to exit the club and head back to her place, rich girl with hot tub, when all of a sudden a sound occured which should never happen... you know the one. bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrr. she looked me dead in the eyes and said "that wasn't my ass i promise".
- 11/1/2009 10:46 PM
- helpingkill@xanga (message)
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There could be far far worse, fortunately I haven't heard any of these yet:
"So I'm thinking fall wedding, 3 children 2 cats 1 dog and one of them should be named Phillip"
"This is Vick, my Parole officer"
"You look a little light-head, drink the rest of your drink. Here, let me help you to my car..."
- 11/1/2009 10:51 PM
- Kneehola_elbowadios@xanga (message)
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Bein' as I am transgender, I'm displeased with #2 there.
- 11/1/2009 11:02 PM
- untainted_love_for_her@xanga (message)
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"You do look like a man." He said under his breath but loud enough for me to hear him.
- 11/1/2009 11:02 PM
- Single_Androgynous_Female@xanga (message)
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It had to do with an ex and a trip to see APC.
- 11/2/2009 12:20 AM
- ButterflyBless@xanga (message)
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