Sunday, 01 November 2009

• Stop Asking Me Out For Your Friends

  
  

  People, help me understand something: why do people, especially the girls, always come up to speak for their friend to say that they have a crush on me? Even I know the rules that if the girl isn't going to come up to me and talk, then I must either be too cute for her to talk to (to test whether you are too cute to talk to, talk to a woman or look at them, if they stammer or say something stupid, then that's a good sign) or she doesn't really like me.  Or, it may mean that YOU like me more, and you are throwing a best friend under the bus. This happened to me a few times in my life, twice was the same dude.
  

  1. Some little dude once told me this summer that a girl liked me twice in one week. I told him thanks and if she wants to just talk, they know where I will be. The woman just passed by and didn't say a single word, so it is obvious she isn't even thinking about me.

  2. On the train, a couple of girls passed and commented on whether they thought I was cute. I ignored it, and thought they were talking about another guy. By the time another girl came, they all sat down, and I sat down in front of them, one of these girls were too shy to sit next to me.

  3, In college, a girl told me that a college housemate of mind liked me. I asked if it was true, and she said no. So, right after I left that alone, they still suggest that she has a thing for me.

  It's both amusing and embarrassing for the one you are trying to pair up. Let me give an example.

  When I went into the pizza shop one day, just to get a few slices and change the CD in my player, a collection of five girls looked at me stunned and giggling. Not in a way that is ridicule, but in the way that lets them go how much of a physical crush they had on me. At this point, I understand how hot girls seem to thrive on the attention they get from men.

  When I replaced my Busdriver CD with mansbestfriend, and left to Walgreens, this same girl came up to me when I was at the table, and told me a girl thought I was cute. I said, thank you, and kept doing what I did. When I got out, the same girl walked up to me and told me the following:

  1. The girl thought I was cute, and wanted to talk to me. 
  2. She asked if I like thick chicks, because the girl is thick and has a nice juicy ass. Her words, not mine.
  3. And the aforementioned thick chick wanted my number. She even told me her number. No, I didn't listen to it.

  Keep in mind that neither of them told me their names, so bare with me, if you are confused.

  Anyway, that thick girl in discussion yelled "I have a man! I think he's ugly!" all while laughing in embarrassment.

  Seeing as how I'm not fashionably inclined and could care less how ugly people thought I was, I took my ugliness as a compliment. She told me that the thick girl is just shy. I said that its alright and I was shy, too. But the truth was (and some people will not believe what I am about to say) ...I was taken as well.

  As soon as I said that, the girls had a facial expression that let me know just how blown their mind really was. Just think. A black man who likes girls, whether they were thick with a bubble ass or skinny without one, actually took the initiative in admitting he was taken. All of us went into a laughing frenzy, as I left to head to Walgreens.

  It's not even the first time that many girls have spoken for their friend that they liked me. But people, what's up with that?

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