Saturday, 31 October 2009

  • A Letter to My Hot but Inconsiderate Girlfriend

    I'm getting tired of your shit.



    Every time you come around you have to bring Jill, Jessica, Eva, and Gianna around too. Doing jello shots and shooting the breeze when I'm trying to sleep. Instead of being in bed with me your starting pillow fights in the living room. Why can't it just be you and me, like it used to be. Back when we used to go out to eat you would always want a quickie in the backseat, and now when I ask want to go out you tell me to just cook something at home and grab my ass. And that ain't right, I have feelings you know.

    You keep asking why I don't like going out to the bars with you anymore. It's because I can never talk to anyone when your around. Your always giving the stink eye to any woman I talk to. I can't even ask the female bartender for a drink anymore because you'll start some shit and refuse to give her a tip.

    When your drunk is the worst.

    When your sober you wont tell me you wont support me or tell me you love me. But as soon as you've had some drinks in you, your sobbing on my shoulder or yelling into your phone about how you love me and need me. Every Friday night I have to turn off my phone to get a good nights sleep when your having a girls night and in the morning have to erase ten of your drunken voice mails. And don't think I can't  hear your friends calling me horrible things in the background.

    Or the way you just show up drunk and expect me to just get it up when your breath smells like Jager and your hairs matted with three other different alcohol smells. And the way you trip all over yourself and dance awkwardly doesn't turn me on either by the way.  

    At least your friend Eva listens to me when I want to talk about my day. We've been talking more and more now that you've been bringing her around.

    How do you deal with an inconsiderate girlfriend?

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