Friday, 23 October 2009
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FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, I discovered that nothing kills a wet dream faster than a kitten who pounces on things that wiggle under the blanket. FMLToday, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML
Today, for my 2 year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink 5$ shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
Today, my secret crush, who sits next to me in Bio, asked if he could borrow my notes. I agreed. It was only after he drove away, with my notebook, that I realized that in the back of my notes, I had written his name 100 times, surrounded by little hearts. FML
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Comments (19)
I officially love FML friday, always makes me laugh ^^
I WANT THAT ELTON JOHN SHIRT.
The last one sounds very painful >.<
That third one is just down right weird!
Um...I've done that last one. Definitely hard to recover from. :P
EWWWW @ 3.
xo
Ewwww 3
#2 was stupid. How is it that the date you became a couple was 11/10/09? How is that even possible? That was just dumb thinking.
Lmao. >.<
The first one ... ohhh, ouch. But I snickered at this the most, being a cat lover... hilarious!
Lol.
That Elton John shirt must be hot. want it.
Lol @ the call of duty one... The kid knows his priorities
HAHA toilet washing.
OMG the last one.. XO
That sucks so bad.
LOL XD
I can't wait for Modern Warfare 2 either =) I don't play, I just really love watching the first MW, so I'm sure I'll love watching this one.
wow I would hate for the last one to be me =/
ROFL. last one. oh man. she's screwed
@Spyder_V@xanga - agreed