I wonder if people are still applying the 3 strike rule with dating.
Quick story, once upon a time I dated a guy with consistent hard ons for our first 3 dates. On our first date while walking to dinner, I couldn't help but noticed awkward bulge action going on so I felt flattered that he was so turned on just by looking at me. On our 2nd date while walking to a cafe, I noticed the same thing. I'm thinking this guy must be going through a major dry spell and he's just excited. By the 3rd date, I'm officially weirded out and slightly embarrassed to be walking next to him. After the 3rd date, I thanked him and told him I wasn't feeling it. We parted ways. The end.
When I told my girl friends, they all laughed and asked me why I didn't stick around to find out what was going on down there. I told them I felt like I was dating a freak show with a medical condition. Sure he could have been packing a bazooka underneath his pants, but come on...just try to picture it in your head walking next to a guy with a raging hard on down the street. Sorry, I couldn't handle the embarrassment or the stares from old ladies.
So do you think 3 chances are more than enough to know whether or not you want to continue to date someone or see potential relationship status developing? Let's hear it...
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That guy looks like he has a huge boner. That said, he also looks like a creeper.
Just sayin'.
I couldn't do a second date with a guy like that. I'd get weirded out the very first time.
one date would of done it for me. so creepy!
I agree there strikes and your out. I might have even brought it up.
ahahahahaha good thing u dropped him imo xD
LOL
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O.O I cant beleive your friends said that! Eesh that sounds rather creepy good choice you made.
first ten to twenty minutes makes or breaks it for me
There is something wrong with these Datingish editors. I'm sure they could find a decent picture to match the article if they really tried, instead of one that burns your eyes out of your head.
But anyway, when it comes to dates, I'm quick to judge and will usually decide to pursue or break off within an hour of hanging out with someone. I feel like it doesn't take much sampling to get an accurate impression of what somebody's like, and if they have any interesting qualities, then they won't be hard to distinguish.
LMAO HE WAS HARD ALLLLL THE TIME?! wow thats so embarrassing.
hahahah this is funny
loll that is too funny!! aw but u shouldve waited a lil .. i dont blame you though
I think you were too quick to judge. I mean, the guy could have had a condition or something.....you didn't stick around to figure out.
I read have a 3 strikes rule too.
haha so do you prefer gay guys?
That's too much. Far too much. What was he, 13? I mean, if you don't have control over your erection you should probably see a doctor.
LOL that's just awkward...
but yeah, how much of this story is true? you did say that it's a "story" and it did started off with "once upon a time" in a world far far away...
That is the most unbelievably awkward situation I've ever heard!!! Thank you for sharing that with us!
And in my opinion, 3 strikes was generous for Boner Man.
hahaha ... seriously though, he could have at the very least hidden it better!
The guy in the picture looks like an 80's Porn Star... But yeah id have to give them 3 strikes and your ot
Hahahahha
Wow. THAT is awkward. He needs some lessons in hiding in plain sight.
the guy you went out on a date with probably has a porn addiction and watched porn as he sat there waiting for the appointment time to arrive. he should've at least had the courtesy to take a cold shower before walking out of the door on the second and third date. he is rude.
You were unfair ruling 3 strikes when he hadn't even taken his bat out of his pants yet.