My friend got caught red handed over the weekend. So this is what happened... She's had a rough week and her SO was hanging with the guys for football night. Sure she could wait for him later that night but just didn't feel up for the whole meal.
So she figured since she's by herself, might as well go for a little stress relief and have a quickie with her trusty sidekick. In the midst of self pleasure, her SO walks in to find her with her hands down her pants... literally. His face registers deer in headlight... eyes slightly bugged, 'O' shaped mouth, frozen stance.
As she's telling me this, I can totally picture the needle screeching off the record sound and it kind of reminds me of the Twix commercial when they ask you "Need a moment?" Unfortunately I don't think a Twix would have fixed her embarrassment at that time. She asked me if this has ever happen to me and how does one recover from this, what are you suppose to say?
It's actually never happened to me (being caught with my hands down my pants that is) so she's asked me to blog and get some readers response. So what would you do if you were caught red handed?
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I'd laugh it off and make some joke about him taking over the job or something.
If it was a SO, I wouldn't be embarrassed.
If my boyfriend caught me, I think he'd be really turned on, haha. Like @breaking_expectations@xanga, I might ask him to take over the job ;)
Lol. I don't think I would EVER be in that position, but if by some chance I was I'd just laugh it off.
Well obviously he's not doing enough to keep her stress relieved. What's the big deal, guys do it all the time!
I don't know what an SO is... oh well. I wouldn't be caught doing that anyway, I don't do that. No twix moment needed!
LOL!
I can never imagine that happening to me.
@TruthNeverTold@xanga - Exactly, I don't think it's a big deal at all. I wouldn't be embarrassed or offended if I were the boyfriend. I'd be glad that she's comfortable enough with herself & her sexuality to please herself.
lol my boyfriend would just join in.
@MsKittyCatty@xanga - SO means Significant Other.
As others have said, I'd just laugh it off. What else COULD you do?
@live_for_love@xanga - Oh! now I feel silly
. Thanks!
theres nothing to feel guilty about. and if its your significant other who walks in on you, there's nothing to be embarrassed about. you should feel comfortable about your sexuality with your partner.
LMAO. She should have pulled her top off and been like.
"hey baby.. wanna take a ride?"
Ha, frequently! Sometimes I make sure it happens on purpose - my husband always takes it as a cue to lend a hand ;)
I would ask the girl if she wanted to finish it off.
It usually becomes a big deal only when you make it a big deal.
i don't see why he doesn't think this is hot?
because im sure most of the male population would. :O
Woah you see I def did not think "SO" met significant other. My best friend refers to "SO" as son in her culture. I was purely confused why a mother was following her son around to hang out with his guy friends.
If it was her bf... I guess it would depend on the relationship. Some couples thats like taboo. Others... its all up for grabs.
It it's my SO, I'd ask her to join in.
haha, I've never been caught.
And my boyfriend would definitely be turned on.
awkward... 'Need a moment? Grab a twix!' Too funny
OMg, I should be saying this but,
she should blame him. she should tell him that he doesnt have quite the kick for her, and she's not satisfied with him..
(even if she is, it should be a total kick and it would get him totally motivated, unless he's got complexes, then it could devastate him.)
xD i dont think my boyfriend would care hahahaha
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I've never caught my SO doing this in person...but I have caught her doing so while on the phone with me...it's quite arousing, to say the least.
I've never been caught, but I have walked in on my husband doing it a few times. I usually just walk out of the room and pretend like nothing happened. Definitely awkward though. haha
my bf would LOVE to walk in on that! lol i'm way more careful tho. seriously tho? it shouldn be that big of a deal
if i found her this way i would ask if she would like me to help her finish and if she found me? i would hope she would ask the same.