Friday, 09 October 2009
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"Price Check on the Man Thong!" FML Friday
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. The cashier then called for a pricecheck on the thong. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and proceeded to checkout. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
Happy Friday friends!
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Comments (10)
haha, I love that website. Laughing at peoples' pain..*thumbs up*
those totally make me giggle
a man giggle, mind you
wow that last one really sucks
The second was hysterical.
i like MLIA better but those are decently funny. gave me a chuckle. (my life is average)
"Today, I got a phone call from a stranger who said, "did you know your phone number
spells PANCAKE?", then hung-up. I never wore a bigger smile. MLIA"
"Today, my youngest sister's friends pestered her to give in and read Twilight, so tonight, she put a copy of it in her backpack. Shocked that she would actually read it, I picked it up and opened it to see how far she had gotten. When I opened it I found that she had merely taken the slipcover of our other sister's copy of Twilight and put it on her own copy of Harry Potter 4. So. Proud. MLIA"
"Today, I found out that my cousins are dressing up their 1 year old daughter up as a zombie for Halloween. She's just learning to walk and bites everything. They feel its appropriate. I agree. MLIA"
"There is an evil librarian at my school who is able to see everything we do on any
computer and frequently kicks anyone out who is on a "non-school related website". Today, while reading MLIA, I received a pop-up message that read "Go to page 14 and read the one about the Krusty Krab". I looked up to see the librarian winking at me. MLIA"
The first one is bad. If I was his Mother, I would be angry.
ROFL! i like em :D
hahahaha.
Oh god, that's awesome...
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