Friday, 02 October 2009
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"...And Then, My Mom Walked In!"
We've all had these moments in our lives. We're in our rooms with a guy or a girl about to do the horizontal mambo, and then something happens that ruins the mood as well as whole night. Whether its a parent walking in on you, a painting suddenly falling off the wall and hitting you in the nads or your girlfriend suddenly going "It's over.......and by the way, I'm pregnant." We've allllll had those moments.
I've certainly been on one side of the fence in moments like these. The amusing, laugh-my-ass-off side that is. I remember there was one Saturday night many years ago where I had nothing to do. So I called up my friend to see what he was up to. We'll call him....Mr. Ed.
So I called Mr. Ed up to see what he was doing. He picked up the phone, and the conversation went something like this.
Me. "Heyyyyy Mr. Ed, whats up?"
Mr. Ed: "Uhh, nothing."
Me: "Whatcha doing?"
Mr. Ed: "Uhhh..I'm a bit busy"
*** At this point I felt like something was bothering him, so being that Mr. Ed was a good friend of mine, I started to ask him some questions.***
Me: "Is something wrong? Are you feeling okay?"
Mr. Ed: "Yeah I'm fine. I gotta go."
Me: "Are you down or something?"
Mr.Ed: “Uh…I am now..bye…”:: click ::
Puzzled, I wondered what could have been bothering my good friend and why he was so closed up about it. You should know by the way that the following Saturday night, I practically had the same exact conversation with him. It was very strange.
Eventually, me and Mr. Ed hung out and so I asked him what that was about. He told me that he was with his girl and that I called him right in the middle of it. Not only did I interrupt the proceedings, but I ruined the mood and broke up the fun for them.
What I did to their night is best summed up with this sound byte.
Some would feel bad. I laughed my ass off. I felt bad too but I just found the whole situation hilarious. Why the hell did he pick up in the first place? Why not just disconnect the phone or something.Anyway, do you have similar stories of you almost getting to the promised land, but being denied at the last second cause some shmuck like me decided to go ahead and ruin it for you? Has a member of your family ever walked in on you? Tell us alllll your most awkward and hilarious stories.
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My boyfriend was cock-blocked by the pizza delivery man. :D
It's your friend's fault for answering his phone.. he should have ignored it!!!
Umm, back seat of the car, dark deserted freaking park, not a single soul around... Sounds great, huh? Yeah, here comes a bicycle cop with his goddamn flashlight, knocking on the window... The rest is history.
Best friends: the ultimate birth control
LOL oh man have I had those moments.
My boyfriend once, his ringtone is a really loud song and he forgot to turn it off once just as we were going to uh, do it his friend called when he was drunk like EYY MANNNNNNN YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT THIS KOREAN BAR IT'S AWESOMEEEE and he's like ok thanks bye. ROFL I was just laughing by then and we ended up not doing anything. :P
in the middle of it ... some guy I used to like calls... awkward for my boyfriend. hahaha, :]
I haven't because I'm not a slut.
oh wait you are the same douche that can't talk to girls. You haven't had these moments either. :P
I've had cops walk in on me before.
Hahaha ok so I was on top of my boyfriend and we were going at it. My bed post was banging against the wall and everything. So then my brother comes up and knocks on my door and yells, "OMG Shannon! I'm on the phone! I thought someone was on the roof or something, god damn stop that"
Hahaha, so funny
Why in the world did he even answer his phone if he was busy?
I've never had anyone walk in on me and my boyfriend, but I have had his mom shout at us from the living room that she could hear us. We didn't stop. We just laughed and kept going.
Umm...I was doing my ex and my roommate walked in with a friend. The two of us thankfully had on our shirts, so we just kind of sat on my bed under the covers and pretended that nothing was going on. It actually worked >.
Usually, if I get called during sex, I never pick up. If it's during foreplay though, we kind of incorporate the call into the foreplay. Kind of like one of us driving the other one crazy while they're talking :p
@Lil_Firefly_25@xanga - Whoooorreee.
Sorry. I was coughing. o.o *cough*
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - You're my favorite person in the universe. And you're going to stay that way for the next five minutes.
My kids are just 1 and 3 now, but someday, I'll have to be prepared for when I catch either of them in the act.
@LonerB@xanga - Same thing here, but it was a security from a mall instead.
@Lovebipolar117@xanga - Excuse me, how am I a whore? I've only ever had sex (always protected) with one person, and we've been in a relationship for almost a year. I don't go sleeping around, and we usually did it when the house was empty-- we didn't hear my brother come in, so it was a surprise to both of us. Whores sleep around, which I do not.
@Lovebipolar117@xanga - wow uncalled for much?
one time my boyfriend and I were fooling around in my room. only my sisters were home, and we have a policy that whenever the door to our rooms are closed and our boyfriends are over, knock first. of course, my sister got news that she just had to tell me, and walked in on us with only our bottoms on >.<
It is so simple, just don't answer the phone.
i never answer the phone when i'm doing my thaaang. same for him too.
LOL wow.... talk about tossing a cold water on a raging passion fire. Never happens to me before cos I like taking extra precaution to everything.
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - youre not a slut? this is coming from a girl whose profile picture features more boobies than face. lol..
@Darn_it_danube@xanga - pizza delivery man? just order more pizza later! lol
@crazedhobbit@xanga - yeah ive had several people tell me that. not a bad idea.
@LonerB@xanga - bicycle cop? bummer. did u get a ticket or what?
@quicksandbuddy@xanga - that would make for a great picture caption...if only the appropriate picture could be found = P
@lynnannnnn@xanga - dont pick up! lol, turn ur phone on silent next time = P
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - so if you have sex that means youre a slut? whats wrong with you?
@Sammyhellsyea@xanga - cops walk in?? was this in prison? lol, arent cops supposed to knock first?
@Lil_Firefly_25@xanga - lol you got lucky there. move ur bed a little apart from the wall next time
@causewehavealovesostrong@xanga - yeah good point. someone else brought that up too.
@rpghero27@xanga - at least pretend to look shocked and appalledx to make it more awkward for them, lol
@stardustskye@xanga - uncalled for is right. some people just have a pickle eternally stuck up their ass. whatre you gonna do
@xourlastendeavorx@xanga - yeah but on the other hand, some people are just that curious as to who it could be. maybe it could be Ed McMahon and the Prize Patrol!
@BlackJackBebe@xanga - good call
@Starlite - you got that straight. and im totally with you there. i take all these security measures before i do anything. i approach the situation as if i had to personally handle plutonium.
@ShimmerBodyCream@xanga - and oh by the way, if you check, i also had more girls agree than disagree with me on that post.
and you know what? you're proving my point. the post was about why girls crave or seek out unnecessary drama. and that's exactly what you're doing.
so thank you for proving my point and validating my opinions. now please just go away...
@xerxes2044 - Go find batman.