Friday, 02 October 2009
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99 Things About Guys
Now I don't know if this is all true or even half true, but I think it's really fun to read.
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterward.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke (irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.**
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,"Please come and listen to me"
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight,but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.*
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage
.72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.***********
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance,ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!
97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. Guys hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.Oh and for the guys? Do you agree with what this says about your gender?
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Comments (150)
Rename this post as "99 bullshit generalizations about guys". Who authorized this crap?
# 26 is bull crap, ask any guy that I know!
Possibly a new low, datingish. Wow.
I suppose this might be true...in the dreams of a sixteen year old little girl. Not all guys lack a backbone. Don't underrate us.
This is such shit. xD
A lot of these are completely wrong, but the one that stands out the most to me is #32. Most of these don't reflect any guy I've dated. And it sounds like a chain e-mail that was sent to me some years ago.
So, what I'm getting from this list is that all men are just one big heterosexual monolithic being. I see.
"94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes."
Uh, what? What do those two things have to do with each other? If my guy was praying, I'd question his sanity :P
Guys hate gays? What an asinine thing to say. I completely stopped reading at that point.
This list sucks.
YOU FORGOT THAT THEY GOT PENIS'
fucking idiot.
Whoever wrote this has a fucking cheese puss.
lol! who on earth wrote this?
and who actually believes half of them!? :o
i couldn't even read a quarter of this it's so ridiculous
LOL @ THE COMMENTS.
"80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong."
Oh, the irony...
what?
Ok I'm pretty sure most of this is bullshit. Just sayin'
@steph - Lol, same here! This list is ridiculous.
This list was definitely written by an extremely misinformed woman. Head to ManCouch and try to find a man there that believes practically any of these statements. This is all false, romantic crap. Men are so much more simple than all of these statements. No man sits around thinking about crap like this long enough to write it all down. I don't know if I can emphasize enough how much crap this list is.
This is cute and all...but...ehhhhh.....
haha the one that really threw me off is that guys like girls who are like their moms. i mean, some may, but the ones i know all think that their moms are kind of over the top and would rather the girl be a little less dramatic and a little less out-there than their moms.
Some of this stuff is just total BS. Seriously, you're stereotyping every guy to hate gay people and care about girls' weight, etc. This is obviously from one point of view and not about the whole general male population. I can't imagine what the girl's list would be like. Something like, "Girls hate guys with feelings", "Girls usually only want guys with a big penis", and "Girls hate it when guys talk about their problems".
No wonder you posted anonymously. I would too if I posted this crap ! ahaha
suchhhh bullshit.
really a guy would give up his luch to by a girl flowers?? psychhh, i don't know any guy who'd do that, or any of this. haa
wowwww
@MegaxGurls2@xanga - lol my thoughts exactly
I had a feeling just by reading the title that this would ruffle some feathers. I thought it was funny to read how someone else describes their definition of a male. Quite a few of these statements are true regarding my own life...majority of these statements are complete bogus, haha, but I take no offense to it.
The only thing I can agree about is #18. I think that one is pretty true.