I feel like the female portion of the population doesn't understand the joy that overcomes the male psyche when he sees a pair of perfectly shaped boobs. I was talking to, who I believe is, the hottest girl in my engineering class of around 100 students. I had never noticed her breasts until she told me a story about her latest encounter with a guy.
"Is he cute?" I implored.
She nodded her head modestly.
Hiding my jealously, I replied, "You should ask him out."
"I can't," she answered.
"Why not?" I asked.
"He stared at my breasts when we talk. It's almost like my breasts suddenly grew ...."
Eyes. Eyes? Am I supposed to do something with my eyes? My eyes slowly, and uncontrollably shifted downwards.
They found their target. Her breasts were like two ostrich eggs nestled safely in a nest of cotton. They seemed so perfect the way the twins held up her strapless dress. They seemed so soft, but obviously firm enough to hold her strapless dress in place. I was baffled. How could that be? Soft AND firm? Then, she threw her arms into the air, and they bounced ever so slightly. They were like two little cute bunnies hopping. Hop. They seemed so perfectly happy. I was happy. I wanted to hug them. I wanted to hug her.
Her eyes caught my eyes. "You think you're so funny, HUH?!"
I watched as the two bunnies hopped away.
"Bye bye," I thought to myself.
Guys. Has this ever happened to you?
Girls. Has anything similar ever happened to you?
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes. Haha!
Hahahaha this is pretty great.
ahaha definitely not what I was expecting !
And guys are always staring in that area, even mine, even though it's only 34 B's, and barely ! Today, for example... but that was my legs and crotch area ! lmao I was wearing jean leggings, and he made it VERY obvious. He even put my book bag on my lap so he wouldn't stare ! It was awkward -_-;
Then again, guys are always staring at everything- butts, boobs, everything on a girl that can occupy their eyes for a while.
LOL.
What I always found funny is when girls wear sweats that have stuff written across the butt or catchy slogans on their t-shirts, then get all angry when they catch some guy staring. Half the time we're not even particularly looking at your butt or your boobs; we just want to read what's written all over the front of your shirt or the back of your pants.
I usually don't mind when men stare at my boobs. They're nice, and I'll be the first to agree.
ROFL.
*boob envy activate*
I used to wear push up bras a lot (back when I had bigger boobs) but now I usually don't. The other though, I decided to wear one with a low cut top to see how my boyfriend would react (he didn't know me when I used to have bigger breasts) and he stared at them continuously throughout the afternoon.
I made fun of him for it the entire evening ^^
Guys just tend to look. I blame it on the testosterone. As long as they're not too obnoxious or obvious about it, then I don't mind. If they talk to my breasts...then I'd probably have an issue with it.
I had a really jacked friend one summer that always laid out by the pool. It was really hard not to stare at his perfectly chiseled torso. I wore sunglasses a lot that summer >.<
When guys stare at my boobs... I take it as a creepy version of a compliment. I don't exactly have very stare-able boobs. =/
@lauracake@xanga - Curse thee! ><
Hahahaha, =X
yeah, guys tend to look. if my shirt is tighter than usual (i wear baggy clothes a lot) my husband stares at my boobies in public. and he doesn't care who sees. it's embarrassing. some guys are more subtle than others. this blog just inspired me to blog about something on the topic. thanks
and you're funny
LOL hop? i love how you describe them haha.
i don't have nice breasts so no. xD
I don't really have boobs.
Well, okay. I do, but they're like.. 32/34A, so not really.
So I've never had this issue.
*shrug*
Hm... trying to think... No. I don't think so. I know many girls who are way too open to talking about their bodies. (not that I'm complaining lol).
@XoAsianBabioX@xanga - Oh? I don't think the opinion of one person really has so much power behind it, so I'm going to have offer my services to give you a second opinion. ;)
yes this has happened to me. (32 DD, and i'm only 5ft so it's hard not to notice, and i don't try to hide them ever. they're great and i have convos with people about it. often.)
but i know what i'm doing when i wear low cut shirts or shirts that are tight are whatever.
how can i possibly be mad that guys stare at my boobs when my boobs are so clearly out there for them to see?
i have even acknowledged this, in front of a guy who i caught doing it. and he was like 50 something. but it was still true. THAT was awkward, but with guys my own age i really couldn't care less...go ahead and stare. then compliment me on them, or tell me how huge they are. my boyfriend doesn't even care if guys stare WHILE he's there. he gets to play with them whenever he wants.
if girls really don't want you looking, they should cover their boobs up or stop fucking bitching.
if you guys walked around with some tight spandex on or something, i'm sure most females, and probably guys too, wouldn't be able to help but at least check out your junk.
i stare at boobs and crotches. idk why. my eyes just naturally rest on those places.and i check out other girl's boobs.
Lol.
LMFAO!
i find it kind of nice, really. mostly because i have small-ish boobs, so it doesn't happen a lot.
I love this story it's cute and hilarious w/o any hint of creepiness whatsoever!
Guys stare at your chest no matter what bra size you are, especially if you're wearing a lowcut shirt. Doesn't matter your size. :P
lol...this is one thing i'm grateful for is having boobs. i'll never understand the male psyche of liking breasts, but i won't object to it either. i've gotten away with a lot of things, including a speeding ticket with my breasts. they're pretty powerful.
;)