Comebacks for Nerdy Pickup Lines

Tuesday, 29 September 2009

Comebacks for Nerdy Pickup Lines
I've seen other blogs that have listed these, and I've heard people joke about how awesome they are. But like the true geek that I am, I have comebacks for these:

Guy: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Girl: Sorry, you're my asymptote.

Guy: I wish I was your integral, then I could fill the area under your curves.
Girl: My integral is improper, and in this case, it fails to exist.

Guy: I'd like to see what's under your radical.
Girl: A student of Pythagoras was killed for asking that question. (FYI: He threw him off a boat for "discovering" irrational numbers.)

Guy: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Girl: But not any better than Simpson's rule.

Guy: If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Girl: But you can never hope to reach me. Ever.

Guy: I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you.
Girl: You can't intersect or union the null set.

Guy: That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
Girl: You'd look even better accelerating through the floor at 9.8m/s^2

Guy: You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Girl: The vector only makes a difference it it has sufficient magnitude, and is in the right direction. So yes, the length does count.

Guy: I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Girl: The Earth is further away from the sun during the summer. So obviously you aren't making me any hotter. (note: this comeback is only valid in the northern hemisphere)
alternate
Girl: And just like global warming, you're killing me. (I know this one is not scientifically valid as global warming is caused by greenhouse gasses and not the sun, but I don't want to leave out any Aussies that read this!)

Guy: You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Girl: But the bonds I am forming are not with you.

Guy: I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention my nickname is Sodium?
Girl: Did I mention my nickname is Argon? (note: any noble gas works here)

I'm aware there are many more nerdy pickup lines out there. Do any of you have awesome comebacks for ones I haven't listed? Or better comebacks for the ones that I have?

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I am so confused.
- 9/29/2009 4:07 PM
- doLc3@xanga (message)
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@doLc3@xanga - diddo
- 9/29/2009 4:13 PM
- iloveyoubabydoll_728@xanga (message)
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Hahaha these are epic. Especially the second one about the integral.
- 9/29/2009 4:13 PM
- keeperofthebees@xanga (message)
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If I were sin^2 and you were cos^2, together we'd make 1.
- 9/29/2009 4:18 PM
- another_rebel_without_a_cause@xanga (message)
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Hah!
- 9/29/2009 4:18 PM
- FairyTalesAndWhiskey@xanga (message)
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I got about half of these, but they were pretty funny.
- 9/29/2009 4:21 PM
- Vacerious@xanga (message)
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HHAHAHA! that's awesome. i feel so inferior for never taking calculus though.

@doLc3@xanga - they're all mostly to do with upper level math (some precalc, most is calc) or physics

http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines
- 9/29/2009 4:22 PM
- snapeful@xanga (message)
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@snapeful@xanga - lol sorry. design student.
- 9/29/2009 4:25 PM
- doLc3@xanga (message)
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i love thiss =]
- 9/29/2009 4:29 PM
- LovesNotPerfect (message)
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Simply awesome XD
- 9/29/2009 4:30 PM
- Nici_x0@xanga (message)
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i love these,
my personal favourites:
baby, do you have a library card? b/c I want to check you out
I'm glad we take chem b/c i heard chem students do it on the table periodically
- 9/29/2009 4:32 PM
- JoeytheGenie@xanga (message)
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what's the limit of your function as x approaches me?
- 9/29/2009 4:52 PM
- wyrdkismet@xanga (message)
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@JoeytheGenie@xanga - those are good ones haha
- 9/29/2009 4:52 PM
- wyrdkismet@xanga (message)
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Hahahahaha :) I enjoyed these...
Shows how nerdy I am I guess.
- 9/29/2009 4:54 PM
- Drizzles@xanga (message)
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i'd run from a guy that said these to me.. >.< my head would be pounddinggg..
- 9/29/2009 4:56 PM
- SmileSoICanLive@xanga (message)
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Cute! I just don't remember what Simpson's rule is... >_<
- 9/29/2009 4:58 PM
- jzrocker@xanga (message)
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haha those are awesome! but why the F*ck is the girl keep rejecting the advance?
- 9/29/2009 4:59 PM
- wenguang@xanga (message)
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The first two s/b "I wish I WERE" -subjunctive mood
- 9/29/2009 5:18 PM
- rpghero27@xanga (message)
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lol ... BUT, are there any nerds bold enough to use these?
- 9/29/2009 5:20 PM
- Insomnia_Pickles_XtraTomato@xanga (message)
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Wow, these were pretty heavy. Good, but heavy.
- 9/29/2009 5:27 PM
- HeartOfPandora@xanga (message)
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@doLc3@xanga - no prob. :) just clearing it up for you, but math is fun if you learn it correctly!
- 9/29/2009 5:31 PM
- snapeful@xanga (message)
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Oh. My. God.
I just came all over the place.
But seriously, as a Biochemistry and Molecular Biology major, I found these hilarious. ;]
- 9/29/2009 5:42 PM
- asininity (message)
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a true nerd wouldn't say "empty valence shell" to an element with 7 valence electrons. ;)
- 9/29/2009 5:54 PM
- MissPixieGlitter@xanga (message)
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Oh my god! These are amazing! LOL
*Only true geeks of Xanga get these, so high five to all of you*
Finally, a post on Datingish I actually like!
- Kunoichi
- 9/29/2009 5:59 PM
- KrazeeKunoichi009@xanga (message)
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if they were really nerds, these comebacks would prolly turn them on more because you guys would talk on the same level.
- 9/29/2009 6:23 PM
- lesprit__descalier@xanga (message)
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