Recently, one of my friends asked me how to get a girl.
"You have to sweet talk to them," I replied.
"How?"
"Well..."
*silence*
So, I've been looking up some romantic lines for all of you who are single and pathetic enough to read this :). Tell me if any of them would work on you so I can try them out on my girlfriend. Actually she's probably going to read this anyway. Vien, if you're reading this, the whole first part is a lie. Uh... I started looking for these lines because I thought of you :). I'm getting good.
1) "When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say "I will love you until the last rose dies."
2)"Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars."
3)"If you held up 11 roses into a mirror, you’d be looking at 12 of the most beautiful things in the world."
4) "They say a picture tells 1,000 words but when I see yours all I see is 3: I...love...you"
5) "I sent an angel to look over you at night. The angel came back a minute later and I asked it why. It told me "Angels don't watch other angels."
6) "Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless."
7) "I could conquer the world with just one hand as long as you were holding the other."
8) "God was showing off when He created you."
9) "I love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow."
10) "I was just going to say something, but I forgot when I started looking at you."
What is the most romantic line someone's ever used on you?
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these are cheesy but they make me smile :)
My boyfriend says romantic things sometimes, & I love it. Which is weird, because before him I always thought romantic lines were incredibly cheesy & fake. But, I know he is genuine & means them :]
Once he said to me that when he holds me in his arms, he feels like he's got all he needs right there. I melted.
I like No.1 and No.9
My dad countered number one with "but that last rose is fake, and I would never base my love on a lie." It made me awwwwww.
I once was sitting on a couch with a girl and picked up a marker off the table and asked her to close her eyes. I wrote "I adore you" on the palm of her hand. I lost my virginity that night.
Needless to say, I used that on many girls after that =] lol
I've said 10 before unintentionally, I don't think it works.
roses are red, and violets are blue. if you were a pokemon, i'd choose YOU.
lmao. why, yes, someone actually did use that line on me.
I hate all of these.
I don't really think you have to go at great "literary" lengths to be romantic. A simple "You look beautiful" or something would be sufficient, I would think.
OMG!! I LOVE #1!! I read it years ago & I've loved it ever since!
@msarianne@xanga - ::HUGS:: You are officially my new best friend for that AWESOME Pokemon reference! It's so cute & goes with the show!!!
I have to say. These are pretty good. I like 1, 3, 8, and 9!
7 sounds like something out of an epic historic poem, which isn't bad, but a bit melodramatic.
I think the sweetest thing my SO ever said to me was "You're the only blonde bimbo for me, anyway."
Hahaha I thought it was sweet :)
PSH!
#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
ahaha lmao i'm just kidding :) <3 bash.org~
(on why you should give your gf a sack of potatoes instead of roses)
IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
Lines 1-5 were way too cheesy. It's not what the person says, but who the person is that really matters. The dumbest thing can sound like the sweetest thing when coming from the right person, and the sweetest thing can sound extra cheesy when it comes from the wrong person.
Just think of a line that you actually feel. I'd actually felt some things like those before, but was frozen stiff when I wanted to say them; too bad for me lol.
@Camouflaged_by_night@xanga - I would like to think that it only matters that the person saying it actually feels it. Being so nervous as the most authentic person may be would likely make anything he says sound cheesy; but all the more romantic.
Obviously, no one's ever used this on me, but it's pretty romantic:
"In vain have I struggled, it will not do. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
"You and me baby, we're nothing but mammals. So lets do it like they do.... "
;)
@snapeful@xanga - HAHAHAHAHAHA. I like that argument! (;
I think I've heard people use those lines on other people... But I have yet to encounter it... I don't think I could keep a straight face if I heard it.
But I've been told, "Did it just get sunnier outside? Or is it because I'm talking to you.." Haha.
I'll go get the wine since you've clearly brought the cheese...
@EverlastingSimplicity@xanga - i know right? i had to make a post on my own site about it after i posted it. dork? yes.
Hahaha, my boyfriend used the first line on me :P
Aww, I love the second one, it's cute.
cheese but good... *hoping my girl never reads this*.. I told my girl this and will complete it one day I hope... "there are 4 words that will show you just how much I love you. 2 words in each of the 2 sets that I hope I will say two different times"
When the time is right I will ask if she remembers me telling her about the 4 words that will prove just how much I lover her.. on that day I will ask... "Marry me?" And offer her a ring and put it on her finger... and the second set of 2 words I will remind her when saying my vows to her... just before I say.. "I do" and put another ring on her finger.
Cheesy I know but even now... I know she is the one I am meant to spend my life with... I just hope I don't ruin it by posting here and her seeing it.. but I don't think she really reads many posts on Xanga, to be honest so I think I am ok.. but to be safe.. no picture so I don't stand out!
i would laugh at anyone who used those lines on me. but secretly i would think they were kind of sweet. as long as the guy wasn't creepy about it of course..
@Shinbi_Belldandy@xanga - LOL, aaaw, i wish i could, but i can't take the credits. it's the boy that asked me to his prom that deserves the credits. :D in fact, when he asked me, he wrote that line on a piece of paper, and placed the note into a pokeball (like the ones that burgerking used to give out in the kids meals). yes. creativity points for that one.
and fortunately, ahah, the line actually did work, cus i ended up going with him to his prom.