Saturday, 26 September 2009
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"You Can't Have Sex, You're Pregnant!"
According to Jokes.com: "There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you're still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime - but mostly the kitchen.
My SO and I have a very regularly active sex life. A very healthy one at that. I have had people tell me "you cant have sex... your pregnant!" Well yes, I'm pregnant. And yes I have sex. How else do you think I ended up in my current situation. My doctor said I can have sex up to the second I'm pushing the baby out, so long as I have the energy. Our sex life doesn't seem to be dying or dwindling at the moment. But then again no one knows what the future holds. But apparently...The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can't do it anywhere except the bedroom.
The third type of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you pass each other in the hall and say, ''Screw you.''
But there's also a fourth kind called Courtroom Sex. This is when you are getting a divorce and you try to screw each other in public."
How is your sex life with your husband/partner/ or just in general. Is this statement true. Does the sex fall out of the marriage/relationship? Does it get boring? Is that why men/women cheat and split up? the lack of sex?
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I'm not so sure about how I feel about having the OP topless and grabbing onto her boobs in her profile picture..
1. I can understand why some people say the title. Everyone is always afraid of the fear that their penises or the way people will have sex wil affect how the baby comes out. But some people have sex and have the baby come pretty successfully.
2. The sex only falls out if you pay less attention to each other's needs. I don't think there will be such a fallout between each other's sexuality, if you do were to help cultivate and raise the child in equal measures. As far as sex goes, you can always go back at it when you have put the baby to sleep.
My sex life is awesome, thanks for asking :P I've been with him for exactly a year on Tuesday, and the sex has only gotten better :]
It happens to some couples, but it doesn't happen to others. Can't really make a general statement about all couples. Sex or the lack of it and complications that become of this can be one of the reasons that a marriage falls apart, yes.
I was about to say "what do you mean you cant have sex while your prego!?"
LOL
That said my husband and I have been together for five years and well we usually do the bedroom cus well we do have kids...but we still have our little bouts and when we go out by ourselves we have that car sex! ...muahaha....n e who nice post.
btw doctors actually rec for you to have sex when its close to labor time....why? well because hit helps strecth you vag area! =]
@Snoog420@xanga - It induces labor. It doesn't stretch you vaginally.
I don't think it's lack of sex, I think it's lack of passion and/or commitment.
There is nothing that says you can't have sex when you're pregnant. You just have to be mindful of the fact that it can start contractions.
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Me and my boyfriend have been together a little over 2 years. We have a very good sex life, and we listen to what each other wants.
@kimmy - hahaha yeah...a penis is definitely no match for a baby when you're talking about stretching the vagina
it's "you're pregnant," not "your pregnant"
:(
did you read about that woman who got pregnant again despite already being pregnant?
@InTheThin@xanga - yeah, i don't know what but something about it looks provocative, not like she's trying to celebrate her pregnancy...
@wyrdkismet@xanga - details!!
I like those different kinds of sex :) Funny stuff.
My boyfriend and I are like rabbits when we are able to see each other. :) We've been together almost 11 months, and everything is great.
@kimmy - yea it helps but it does also soften your vag area so there is less or no tearing....
hopes it never comes down to those last 2, way less fun.
@InTheThin@xanga - mhmm. same =/
The first I thought of when I read the title was, "Of course you can still have sex when you're pregnant. It's just that I don't think the baby would appreciate being poked every so often."
@soyeahthatswhathappened@xanga - search Julia Grovenburg and superfetation for more information. i believe it's really rare, but it can happen.
ooo. interesting points.
my ex was pregnant, we had sex regularly.
Sadly she had an abortion, and we are no longer together. But we had a healthy sex life before and during.
@InTheThin@xanga - agreed