Just got home from a date..... it was an awesome date... til the ride home.
The date started out as the other three or four before had: go to Bridgestreet, see a movie... Afterwards, we went to Jones Valley to Chef's Table. So we get done eating, and we're on our way home. Things are sort of normal. Up to this date, we had only gotten as far as his arm around me and holding hands...real middle school. But he started putting his face in my hair. (???) That was definitely a new one for me. And then he kept talking to me and he would rub my nose with his. (???) Yeah. It was starting to get freaky, so I could tell he was trying to build himself up to kiss me.
Well, around the time his parents changed the Sirius station in the Mercedes (yes, his parents were in the car AND his little brother was in the backseat with us!!!!) to the Frank Sinatra station, he threw his gum out the window (on the interstate! ew.), and then he looked at me and kissed me.
Normally, most first kisses are awkward but this one wasn't....
What was awkward was what came after that. Yes everyone, I'm talking about making out in the backseat of his mom's car, his little brother right next to us, and his parents trying to discuss Sinatra music two feet in front of us. On top of that, I had the worst make out session of my life. It was like he was licking my dinner off my lips for me or something. All I have to say is that I almost threw up, if that gives you any idea of how bad it was. And then he asked me how it was.
HOW IT WAS!?! So I just told him that we were going to have to practice on his technique some.... that was putting it nicely of course.
Have you ever had a truly awful kiss/experience like mine?
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oh goodness that sounds awful. what was he thinking??? with his parents and brother?!?
LMAOOO. i'll pass on experiencing that.
Little siblings are the WORST... and the fact that he was doing all of that infront of basically HIS WHOLE FAMILY is really fuct on his part. Thats not cool. The kissing technique is messed up but secondary, in the backseat while someone else is driving messed up but secondary, the gum chucking is messed up but secondary... but infront of his family?? And it was you guys' first kiss ever? Ugh. BIG points lost.
But big props to you for not turning that into a huge scene and actually being ok with it and giving him second chances. You MIGHT want to find a way to let him know - that whole situation wasn't cool though.
You can be the most understanding person ever, but I wouldn't let that slide without a little chat. Haha, this story is almost cute.
Poor guy... Hope he doesn't read this. lol
Why were you on a date with his parents and little brother??
omg i had this guy kiss me once... i had told him a million times i just want to be friends. but this one day were were watching a movie talking at my parents house and he just started kissing me. first of all, it hurt! he like bit me! and then he was wiggling his tongue around like a lizard or something. i was so happy when my sister interrupted.
then one time i kissed this guy with ashma (spelling?) and for whatever reason his mouth was all full of mucus. omg it was disgusting... just thinking about it makes me heave.
uhhhh that is weird. how old?
my exboyfriend used WAAAAAAAY too much tongue. It was disgusting. It was like he was trying to drill a hole in my face.
@pretend2fly@xanga - omg thats awful! x[
that guy was real smooth.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
@solidsnake8462@xanga - I know. Props to your date, girl. Majorr props
Haha, oh wow.
Oh god. I honestly don't understand how someone could be a bad kisser. I fooled around with a friend one day, and he was like shoving his tounge so far in my mouth, and it was all tensed up so i couldn't even move it with my tounge if i wanted to. Like how hard is it to go with the flow.. Also, he was with his ex for like 3 years and they were really sexual so i just figured he'd know what he was doing. I have a feeling they were both just terrible kissers so he never had the chance to learn properly hahahaha.
@BohemianLamb@xanga - Thats what im wondering? And why would he chose THAT date to start making out. Akwardddddd.
mmmm, bad kissing experiences... lesse: boy1 was awkward, then said that we started it, not him. boy2 we just inexperienced, but he got better. boy5... urk, tried to be the "i'm so good, all i have to do is start, and you can follow my lead. oooh yeeeeeah. *wink*" no. didn't work that way. he accused us of being a bad kisser because we had no clue what he was trying to do, so we couldn't respond very well... *shrug*
What is up with this guy? There are so many WTF points here:
#1 First kiss with close people nearby. WTF!
#2 Someone, namely the younger bro, watching you guys. WTF!
#3 Him thinking he's still slick after making that kind of move on you in front his parents. WTF!
#4 Who wants to have a slobber session within the first few minutes of a 'first kiss'. WTF!
Next time tell him to back off LOL
so..his entire family came to pick you guys up after your date?
...and he made a meal of your face...
..not to mention, he had to "build himself up" to kiss you?
FAIL.
Lmao. My first kiss was actually my worst. I had just started high school and this guy who was in a few of my classes just randomly asked me out and I said yes. Then I broke up with him two days later because I didn't really know him and because honestly I didn't know how to have a boyfriend (I know that sounds a bit pathetic but I was a naive little prude). He and I had to ride home on the same train together a few weeks later and he just flat out kisses me while I'm talking and starts wiggling his tongue in my mouth before rushing off the train. All I could think was "that was my first kiss....THAT! THAT! That thing was my first kiss???!!!!" I was completely shocked and seriously pissed off.
@GaMeGurLsH@xanga - ahaha, im with you here :)
You don't sound very into him to me.
o damn =/ almost threw up??? i wish you could see my face right now.
also my w/e he is and i have been together for over 2 years and i STILL will not kiss him on the lips in front of his parents. the cheek is fine, a hug is fine, holding hands is fine, but kissing is def NOT fine. smh at him
I went on a date with a 29 yr old man who shoved his tongue so far into my mouth it felt like it was hitting my throat. He then proceeded to just let it lie there like a dead fish. Needless to say, I was disgusted.
LMAO. Aww.
I'm sorry, but that's too hilarous xD.
@pretend2fly@xanga - Eww. Can't believe you went through all that. D;