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Friday, 18 September 2009

FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML
Today, my friend and I were at the mall and saw a "Grow Your Own Boyfriend" toy. I remarked that I already had one of those, and she freaked out, very loudly and openly, about me "finally having a boyfriend". I had to embarrassingly explain I meant I had the toy... not an actual boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear is missing. FML
Editors Note: You may be able to grow your own boyfriend, but he won't be bringing you flowers anytime soon. Epic boyfriend fail.
Have a happy Friday and protect your underwear!

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Comments (18)

EL OH EL.

I'd be really mad if my underwear went missing x3

Another reason why blind dates have a bad reputation.
- 9/18/2009 12:20 PM
- lapis_lazuli917@xanga (message)
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Hehehehe Good set. :)
- 9/18/2009 12:26 PM
- Drizzles@xanga (message)
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The last one has happened to me.
- 9/18/2009 12:32 PM
- Ashioz@xanga (message)
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HAHA
- 9/18/2009 12:38 PM
- kaos_calle@xanga (message)
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HAH. talking about yourself in the 3rd person. That's creepy.
- 9/18/2009 12:40 PM
- nyclegodesi24@xanga (message)
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#2 is creepy
- 9/18/2009 12:41 PM
- silverlocket_88@xanga (message)
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The first one...oh man, super hilarious.
- 9/18/2009 12:51 PM
- m0leymol3y@xanga (message)
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hahaaha i'm having a bad day but this made me feel a little betterrrr... ;)
- 9/18/2009 12:59 PM
- Peridot21@xanga (message)
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LOL
- 9/18/2009 1:06 PM
- yuk_lui@xanga (message)
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I'm glad I have a full washer and drier in my unit.
- 9/18/2009 1:24 PM
- methodElevated@xanga (message)
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Loll.
- 9/18/2009 2:28 PM
- xXCrystal_RaindropsXx@xanga (message)
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I never leave my laundry in those things unattended! People may think I'm crazy for sitting in the same place for an hour and a half (I usually bring work/my ipod) but I'd rather be safe than sorry!
- 9/18/2009 3:44 PM
- spidergrass@xanga (message)
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love the underwear one
- 9/18/2009 5:38 PM
- Mac_Libureet@xanga (message)
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Some of these stories sound far-fetched. There is one about a guy who farted in his cubicle and minutes later employees come by to wish him a happy birthday.
- 9/18/2009 6:54 PM
- WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption@xanga (message)
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lol i love fml.
- 9/18/2009 10:08 PM
- Stalinn@xanga (message)
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LOl the last one... haha
- 9/18/2009 10:43 PM
- soniiuh@xanga (message)
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I think I had some of my underwear stolen when I lived in the dorms, haha. Sooo, I started studying/doing homework while my laundry is going.
- 9/19/2009 12:36 AM
- azn_gurl_shushi@xanga (message)
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ha this is great.
- 9/19/2009 1:56 AM
- chloecrashed@xanga (message)
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