Tuesday, 15 September 2009
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What Every Girl Wants To Ask Every Guy
1. What is so amazing about football? Hockey I understand, it's manly, but Football? It's 5 seconds of semi excitement and then it's break time. I just don't get it. At least in Hockey there are fights.2. Why do you masturbate so much? When you're with a woman, it's ok to ask for a hand. [oh ho ho ho what a pun!] We like sex & things too. Well most of us.
3. How many times do you masturbate? Just out of curiosity.
4. Why are majority of guys afraid of snakes? 98% of guys I talk to and give the mention of snakes to, they all say they hate snakes and are afraid. 98% of the girls think it's cool or cute. I thought little boys played with lizards and frogs n things while growing up?
5. What is with your obsession with boobs? I just don't understand what you find so mystical about them. Sure they can be fun and squishy, but it's just a mystery to me.
6. What is with the Megan Fox obsession? I can admire an attractive person when I see them and Megan Fox is just so...not. She has a dumbfounded look on her face all the time. But I guess that's what guys like. Someone who's not very smart. At least she does have nice boobs and an ok body, but she's mos def a Butt-her-face.
At least woman have logical explanations for the way they act. It's called hormones and they're a raging, so beware.
Thoughts? What are somethings you want to ask guys? Guys, do you have any questions for girls?
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I'm not a guy but... i think
1) I don't know... it's fun that's all; we don't have it here in france it's all about soccer
2) and 3) hum girls do it too... honest.
4) because some of them are bigger than their.. penis and more powerful... where are you FREUD?
5) it reminds of mommy! Freud?
6) because she looks like an easy woman, not serious, not into wedding and so on... I suppose
1. The football watching stereotype is vastly overstated. But, for the causal football watcher, and even the avid fan, it is fun to watch because there is strategy, competition, and a modicum of physical violence. All entertaining.
2. Most of the time it is because at that particular time nothing else seemed more entertaining.
3. Most guys about once per day. But that varies. A lot. In both directions.
4. I've never been affraid of snakes, nor understood the reasoning behind phobias of things that can't hurt you. I might ask the same question of girls and spiders. If I can kill it with my shoe, it follows that you should also be able to kill it with your shoe.
5. Biological imperative. Being attracted to the elements of the opposite sex that you do not have. Also they are REALLY fun to play with.
6. Difficult to say. She's hot, despite the looks she may or may not have on her face, and the characters she plays always have that "i'm really sexy but could probably kick your ass" feel that seems like a challenge.
$0.02
lol
This sounds like an irrational assumption that all guys are like that. On top of that, all of these statements are just superficial, and disregard any fact that men arent always using their other "head" to live life. I think you have the wrong perception of men in general, and if the ones that you've met are all like such as you've stated, then I feel bad for you.
i find this hard to believe/overly general but...
1. i've always liked sports. and a lot of things are amazing about football. pure talent on tv? or even better going to an actual game? it's really fun. and don't be toooooo general here, a lot of women come to my dads superbowl parties.
2. why are we SO OPEN about masturbating so much? can't speak for us all, but i rarely believe in tmi, and hardly anyone would believe me if i said "i do not masturbate" anyways.
3. this depends, but i bet some girls can keep up with me.
4. i'm not. i just don't like them because they eat rodents, etc. i'm afraid of failure and not having enough time.
5. idk? we don't have them, and some ladies have really great looking boobs.
6. i'm not with the hype, but i'm not gonna say she's ugly just because she has made sex appeal or appears "trashy"
Can no one take a joke anymore?!
This is why i wanted it to be posted to Man Couch, not Datingish.
>:/
Major generalizations here.
Closest I got to 1 was, "why aren't you watching football?" -- because I don't like watching men in tights running away a ball and jumping on each other. Where are the HOT women in tights running around and jumping on each other? o_O
2. Uh.... never been asked this. She does more than I do so..... yeah. haha
3. Out of what? Weeks? Months? Years? ...Days?
4. First: Almost stepped on one while running (it didn't help that I was tired a maybe quite dehydrated T_T) and second: My friend tried to throw a snake she found in the middle of nowhere at my head. (Regrets not making a move on her too, she was a wild girl. :P )
5. Fun and squishy just about sums it up. They are also generally warm, and if not, quite perky. Great pillows! :D
6. @Mercredi@lovelyish - Agreed. But sometimes too easy looking and that becomes a turn off. :\
1. I don't really get it. I liked football when I played it, but watching it? It's one of my least favorite sports to watch of the sports that I've played (hockey, rugby and soccer are the tops).
2. Do you mean when single or not? When I'm in a relationship I rarely masturbate.
3. See #2. When single probably 5-10 times per week.
4. I'm not afraid of snakes, but I don't particularly like them. It's probably an instinctual thing from the days when men actually went out and hunted for food.
5. Mmmm... boobies. I admit it, I love them. I can't say why particularly, but I don't like fake ones.
6. I don't get it either. I'm not a fan.
lol she does have that stupid "I don't get it" look on her face
Sex, boobs, and jacking off are just things ALL guys do. Why? ........cuz and Megan Fox is hot thats why...football..I'm into car racing then football. I wanna drive one of those cars so bad =D Guys like boobs cuz of the sex drive i guess? Guys jerk it if they can't have sex and it feels really good. How many times I do it? Don't worry about it I know girls like to do it too.
Megan fox is gorgeous.
Can you add, "Why is it so easy for you to not gain weight and why do you WANT to gain weight?"
Lol. Megan Fox's overrated ;x.
1.) You get to tell "Hut!" and then go tackle somebody! yay for fumbles!
2.) All sex all the time.
3.) Several times a week.
4.) They bite. They're evil. They're poisonous.
5.) Sucking on nipples as a baby for milk...yeah...
6.) She's hot. She looks flawless.
I loved this article! btw, I'm a girl...yeah. These are my answers for what I think guys think so don't take them seriously. lol.
honestly not all guys love sport. I know some straight females who are totally into sports! As for 2) well if we think about sex we're gonna want sex so depending on how often they think about it...well you get my drift.
@utoppia@xanga - i agree...Megan Fox is wayy hot! She's got that whole sultry sexy thing going on that i wish i could have!!
the person that wrote this looks like a dude.
im a girl. and all i have to say is megan fox is freakn beautiful.n thats why guys like her. n i dnt see the stupid look on her face but watever.
With all due respect,
to quote a corespondent on E! entertainment
"If you are going to call someone ugly, you better look like Hallie Berry or Charlize Theron"
... just saying. If you don't have anything nice to say, I wouldn't say it.
@Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga - I don't think it's wanting to gain weight specifically but more of gain more muscle mass, which weighs more? o_O
I'm not sure with the first half of your question though. It doesn't seem to matter how much I eat, I have a hard time gaining any weight of any kind. lol. Don't hurt me! T_T
Mhm, aren't we getting into deep stereotyping waters, deary?
1. What is so amazing about football?
I'm a soccer man myself.
2. Why do you masturbate so much?
Why? Do you want to have sex with me? That way, I'll stop masturbating.
How many times do you masturbate?
Want me to make a video compilation?
4. Why are majority of guys afraid of snakes?
I can't figure that out, they have a snake in their underwear.
5. What is with your obsession with boobs?
Feel your boobs. That's why.
6. What is with the Megan Fox obsession?
She's the reason why I don't mess with Taurus women anymore. Let's leave it at that.
@GiantUnicorn@xanga - Hehe! What's up with Mancouch? They are kind of slow with the posts.