Tuesday, 15 September 2009
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Men Woman Should Avoid Dating
I read this post and I enjoyed it so I want the rest of the ladies out there who are dating and planning to start dating to read this. I loved it.
Men Who Are Always Pissing On Everything:You know the type; for him nothing you do is good enough. You're too stupid, you're too fat, you're too mouthy. Well, the truth is the guy is an idiot trained from birth from his Neanderthal dad to piss all over you and everything you do. Avoid him like you would a pounding headache.
9. Men Who Are Damaged and Like It:He's the guy that seems so sensitive and caring when you first meet. He's able to share with you the heartbreak of a broken relationship. You only find out after a few more encounters that he's still nursing a broken heart from the relationship he had with someone over ten years ago.
You slowly realize that he's not so much heartbroken but already committed to never caring about someone again. No matter how much time you spend together, you can never get through. Face it, you never will. The padding around his heart (and his skull) is so thick a neutron bomb won't pierce through it. So give up and get going. He's like a drippy faucet that slowly wears you down with false hope until you just want to smash it.
8. Men Who Love Sports Way Too Much:There's a fine line between a great guy who loves sports and the raging maniac that loves sports way too much. How can you love sports TOO much? men would ask in befuddlement. For most women, it's obvious.
I realize that ALL men fall into this category after several months of knowing you, but they will occasionally submit their whipped butts to taking you out or holding your purse as you shop, just to stop your fussing. But the sport fanatic won't care that the house is falling apart, that the baby is crying or that you haven't been out of the house in 4 months. All he'll want is a beer, a TV and "some peace". They are hard to tell apart from the normal healthy male but look out for the signs of obsession, or you'll be stuck watching every lame game the sports channel has to offer and feeding his burping buddies as your friends go out to dinner and to see the hottest new movie every weekend.
7. Men Who Thinks He Knows You:
These are the guys who think they are Freud. They spend all their time thinking and little time actually doing anything constructive. They have put a big label on you after one date and a night of conversation.
He's the guy who sits there watching you, with that stupid smug "I knew it" look on his hound dog face. He's clearly thinking that by putting a label on you, he has you all figured out and knows just what to do to fix you. He looks at you as if you were some broken piece of pottery he's going to glue back together.
What's sad is that he still can't figure out how to get someone to actually like him, so how is he going to fix you?
(i wonder!!!)
6. Men Who Are Prettier Than You:
It's one thing to date a sexy honey who looks like Brad Pitt, it's quite another story to be with someone who makes you feel like a manly cow just by standing next to him. You know the type, don't you? He's the "metro man" who spends more time fluffing his hair just so and takes more time doing it than you would spend painting a barn door.
Ladies, the secret to feeling pretty and feminine is to never date a man that's more beautiful than you and more delicate than you. So stop feeling like the turd that's drying out in the sun, and dump the whiny narcissist.
(and why in heaven 's sake will date a guy who is more pretty and cute plus beautiful then me, who would enjoy the humiliation me o him??)
5. Men Who Think They Are Better Than You:Have you met him? He's all about feeling superior. Nobody is good enough for him. He has a laser sharp tongue and can shred anything in sight until it lies in tatters in front of him.
This cold dead fish is unable to break into a smile for fear of splitting his face. He simply takes comfort in feeling that he is better than everybody else. After spending enough time with this guy, you will grow to despise the human race as he does, and crawl around feeling unworthy. Throw him away like you would a mold-filled potato.
(out you go self centered mouse.)
4. Men Who Are Way Too Paranoid:
Something about these green-eyed goblins drives them to think you are cheating, even when you are with them.
They are the ones who seem so confident at first, flirting with you and attracted to your ability to flirt back. You date them and find they really don't like your clothes (too revealing), your car (too flashy), your friends (sluts), your family (too nosy), your job (too demanding), until you wake up one day to find the only thing you have left in your life is a miserable paranoid weird violent man who can't stand you out of his sight but can't stand the sight of you. He needs you to have nothing in your life but him, and you will have nothing unless you wake up and get out.
(smug)
3. Men Who Refuse to Grow Up:
I mean other than the normal guy who wants to have his ego stroked constantly and only do what he wants to do , there are those guys who really are babies. Selfish, spoiled, useless little boys who don't understand the concept of responsibility or self-respect.
These men are the ones who can't keep a job, who blame everyone else for their own stupidity and laziness, who are constantly outraged that the world is not giving them the respect they deserve. Clueless, they never realize that they are in fact, getting the respect they truly deserve. Hanging around with this type of loser is like having 10 screaming kids hanging on your legs, asking for ice cream when you can't pay for bread. Lock the doors, throw away his book of excuses and get a spine.
(i say turn a deaf ear and close the door to him. let him grow up.)
2. Men Who Think Only With Their Sticks:
Well, as we well know, the streets to the courthouse are littered with broken marriages caused by men who think with their sticks and not their brains. They see something they want to poke and it does not matter if they have Halle Berry, Christy Brinkley or Pam Anderson, and their 2 kids, 3 dogs, and 4 fishes waiting at home. These men will do what they know they shouldn't do, go get the forbidden poke.
It does not matter that you are the hottest thing since freshly baked pie, a man like this is going to give you a few diseases and mess up publicly right when you are being voted "Happiest Couple" at the Lodge. You know he's the type to cheat as that's how you got him from his first wife. Know that you got a weasel in your arms, and throw him away before he puts you on the front pages of the daily newspaper for murder.
( ahhh murder?? not suicide?)
1. Men Who Are Cruel:
Simply put, there are certain men who are monsters hiding behind a thin veneer of charm and sanity.
There is nothing in the world as ugly or as damaging as a cruel man. For some reason, there are men out there who take only joy in seeing someone in pain (I don't mean like in a dull headache kind of pain - I mean like a big kick in the nuts pain).
People say that it's a power thing, but I know it's a sickness thing. It's sick to be you if you are with someone like him.
Don't be distracted by the sexy grin or the bulging pecs (or bulging other stuff) on the outside. Look at the inside. Fire is beautiful but it hurts when you get burned. Stay away from these creeps as if your life depended on it, as it surely does. (out u go you big dog)
I love the pictorial he used great work to describe the un-datables.
So ladies and gentlemen, this man shared his wisdom on the men not to date so what do you think?
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Comments (53)
amen amen.
Lol I think guys are all of these rolled into one.. haha
I object to the obsessed sports guy. As it's true that obsession breeds procrastination and general neglect of specific household responsibilities, it is not in anyway a direct cause for a man being a complete dunderhead and ignoring his wife and the crying baby. Don't blame the sport, or the obsession for the man's lack of responsibility and heart. I should further go on to say that that particular category could in fact be an extension of the guy pissing on everything category and that the obsession to sports is used as an "excuse" to shy away from changing diapers and loving his wife. I'm quite obsessed with the NFL and college basketball. There are moments when I completely disregard responsibilities because the game is just that intense. For the instances where I believe this will happen, I simply do the chores before the game starts making sure that very little would interrupt me and the game. Also, it wouldn't hurt if the wife or girlfriend tried to be a little interested in these sports. That is, if the man isn't a complete pig. Men like to know that their significant other has a tomboy side and can get moderately if not obsessively interested in things beyond shopping, weddings, TLC, and household chores. But that is just my opinion.
Those are some creepy ass pictures. Bravo.
I guess that rules out all men then.
nice!
I've dated 2 Damaged Men, 1 who Thought with His Stick (he never cheated on me, he just dumped me after 2 weeks of dating when he realized I wasn't going to sleep with him/loose my V-Card to him) and 1 guy Who Wouldn't Grow Up...that was an on again off again relationship I don't know why I went back those 2 times :P
An old friend of mine dated and married a guy who I think is a mix between "Think He's Better Than You" and "Thinks He Knows You" he's such a smug bastard lol and wouldn't let her wear make-up, tight fitting clothes in high school (she could only wear foundation and overalls basically) and constantly called me a "bad influence" on her. :P Needless to say we rarely talk anymore
Luckily I've found my perfect guy :D
You need to brush up on the singular and plural forms of man and woman.
this is the best post on datingish i've seen in a while. good job.
@dulcify@xanga - beat me to it.
good post :D
hahaha I love the pics in this one.
lol
OMG that nasty baby picture scared me!
awesome post!
i've dated 1,2,3,5,and 10. i have to agree with @CHRiSTiNE_x@xanga though. i dont think theres any man that doesnt fall into at least one, if not multiple categories on this list.
OMG I LOVED ALL THE PICTURES except the freaky one at the end D: lol. CAPN' SUPERIOR
@VermillionII@xanga - My husband doesn't. So there are some men out there that aren't like this, don't give up hope!
I dated a 10 once, for almost 2 years. It was probably the worst 2 years of my life.
4. One of those. I had a wayyy too paranoid boyfriend for about half a year of my life. IT'S TORTURE. Beware.
lol this makes me practically undateable.Â
i do enjoy marking my territory wherever i go.
wow my boyfriend is almost all of these in one. especially the first one... only literally... he pees everywhere... outside, in parking lots, on buildings... i just dont get it.
@pretend2fly@xanga - Is he marking his territory? As long as he doesn't piss on you!
Awesome post...although after reading so many posts about "women not to date" and "avoid these men" who the heck are we left to date?!?!
@utoppia@xanga - lol so far I've been lucky... no pee on me!