Wednesday, 09 September 2009

  • Dear Mr. Lying Man-Whore

    Dear Mr. Lying Man-Whore,

     

    I just wanted to thank you for being the dirty, cheating liar that you are. I can't imagine what my life would have been had you not entered my life. I wouldn't have wasted my US OPEN tickets. I wouldn't have wasted so much money and time. I wouldn't have felt used and played by someone who claims to be Mr. Sensitive and who tells me he appreciates me. I bet you tell all the special ones how much you "appreciate" them. Oh that's right, you do. Including your ex whom you cheated on to be with another girl. Funny thing is, that girl ended up screwing you over and I just happened to be the lucky one to have you drop in my life as the lying-man-whore mess that is you.

    If I could, I would love to high-five that chic.  She's the smart one who out played you and out smarted your lying whorish ways. Your acting skills have served you well in the past. You've fooled everyone with those innocent big eyes and the shy dimple smiles. If I could, I would nominate you for an Oscar. Since you've done me such a favor, I thought I would do one for you. I would like to introduce you to my friend Karma. She's great and I think you deserve everything Karma's going to give you.

    Have you written a tell-it-like-it-is letter to your ex? Have you ever been able to say exactly what you've wanted to?

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