Wednesday, 09 September 2009
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The Things You Never Knew About Women
Esquire magazine compiled a list of 75 things men don't know about women, as dictated by celebrities. Here are some of my favorites:
"We love the fact that it takes you only twelve minutes to get ready for anything, be it black tie or a basketball game. When it takes longer than that... what are you doing in there?" - Mariska Hargitay
Amen. It may take me an hour to ready myself for the movies, but if I have the time to watch one full episode of The Office while you primp in front of the mirror, something is wrong.
"When you break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with you two or three more times." - Jane Krakowski
Sadly enough, this may be our gender's fatal flaw.
"When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always." - Poppy Montgomery
Truism.
"If we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, the first thing you should do is put your arm around us. And if we have to introduce ourselves, you are in big trouble." - Jenna Fischer
There is no quicker way to ruin a new relationship than running into an old one. You better know how to react when it happens!
"Call us back right away. That 'three day' crap does not apply. We're getting older and we don't have time to screw around. Wait too long and we'll lose interest. Trust me on this one." - Christina Applegate
This is one thing I hope all men reading this take to heart. Calling or texting the next day does not make you seem desperate, it lets us know you're interested. The three day rule is outdated as not being able to wear white after Labor Day.
What do you think of these little known facts, ladies? Do you agree?
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Comments (48)
I'm not a lady, but those are hardly little known facts. Come on, I have five sisters. There's not much I haven't learned about women by now.
""When you break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with you two or three more times." - Jane Krakowski "
- Just not me really, If he broke up with me- i may still want him, but Im one of those who cuts ties on the spot.
The christina applegate one is way true!
For the most part, but if a guy breaks up with me, I'm not going to hook up again and sleep with him 2 or 3 more times...
True on all three listed above. Especially true on what Christina Applegate said. The 3 day rule is so 1999...
these are hilarious.
yes. to all of them.
true that!
word
i dig.
ololol...
@Lil_Firefly_25@xanga - agreed.
lol
i like
yeah i agree too, but i have to admit i am torn about the 3 day rule...to be honest, i'm a bigger fan of 2 days. it's long enough to make you wonder about him still, but not long enough for you to lose interest, for me anyway.
i personally don't like if a guy contacts me the night he gets me number (in general.) if he does contact me that night, just to make sure i have his number, i have no issues. but i like waiting a little bit for actual plan-making.
also, if he hasn't contacted me by day 3, or maybe even day 2, i will get in touch with him, if i'm really interested.
i think the rule that girls always have to wait for the guy to call/text/whatever them first is old. if i want something i'm going to go get it. if i get shot down, fine. but at least i tried. guys can be stupid sometimes. i'm not going to leave my possible future in the hands of one of them without doing anything. no, sir!
agree almost 100%
This made me laugh. I love Mariska!
Mmhm. Esp this:
"We love the fact that it takes you only twelve minutes to get ready for anything, be it black tie or a basketball game"
:)
i agree with most of this, especially the getting ready part. it takes me 10 minutes to get ready no matter where i go. when my guy takes longer than me i get seriously worried.
We have been married 54 years and 19 days. My wife text messages me all the time and they sizzle.
Christina Applegate should teach a course for boys. Whoever made up that three day rule is STUPID and whoever's regurgitating that rule in their self-prophesized books are RETARDED. God, I don't think I've really creditted a man for waiting THREE days to contact me, he's lucky if I remember him by then. HAHAHA
Ha, well I do tend to take longer to get ready than my female companions. But that's really more of a comment about them than it is me.
I prefer to wear off-white/cream in the winter, actually. It's kind of bending the rules. In that same vein, I don't think calling the same day is too eager or needy. If you really like each other, why play a waiting game?
"When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to
talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look
like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always."
I definitely see the truth in this one. Even if he's not your type at all, the fact that he hit on you is still something to be proud of.
"There is no quicker way to ruin a new relationship than running into an old one. You better know how to react when it happens!"
my favourite line
LOL. i love the last 3 quotes. so true.