Friday, 04 September 2009
-
FML Friday!
Fmylife.com contains short day-to-day life anecdotes. A simple recipe: in one sentence, each site visitor can tell the shitty moment which ruined his day. These short stories must begin with "Today" and end with "FML".
Here are our favorite five submissions from F*** My Life this week:
"Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML"
"Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While, I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML"
"Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML"
"Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML"
"Today, I told the guy I have been sort of dating that I want to connect emotionally before sleeping with him. He told me that he already had an emotional connection with his fiancee and was only interested in sleeping with me. FML"
I think we all learned a very important lesson today. Never hide in closets naked. Happy Friday!
RecommendRelated Posts
Post a Comment
- Back to datingish's Datingish Site!
- Note: your comment will appear in datingish's local time zone: GMT -05:00 (Eastern Standard - US, Canada)
About the Author
-
- From: Brittany
Stats: This Week All Time Posts: 0 12 Views: 0 19780 Comments: 0 438 View all posts by Brittany
Comments (25)
Hahaha, these have to be the best I've seen so far.
hahaha ...and keep your eye out for poles!
LMAO @ the third and fourth stories. :D
LOL!
The first one is actually somewhat funny. I think this was the first time I ever laughed out loud (if only slightly) at one of these things.
haha the last one !
Lol! the last one is hilarious.
the first one isn't really embarrasing. I would probably laugh with them. I mean, it is funny.
LOL at the last one lmao...
ahh the last one is horrible! =/
HAHA! (: The pole one! watch where you're going.
Ouch, last one is harsh!
Oh wow....
i like the third the best
The last one is hilarious.
haha
Oh man.. the last one.. soo messed up. lmao
Ouch! To the third and last one. Fourth one is so stupid.
4th one, haha thats what you get.
4th one is stupid. Who dumps someone for looking?
first, "he actually had anal sex." second, "but--you're having sex, right?" third, "outright f#ucking hilarious." fourth, "that story is fake." fifth, "you get to sleep with him at least."
click the link below!!!!!!!!!!!!
"FREE WATCH MY ONLINE HOT VIDEOS"
or visit to my weblog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
="CLICK HERE"=
="CLICK HERE"=
="CLICK HERE"=
="CLICK HERE"=
="CLICK HERE"=
="CLICK HERE"=
="CLICK HERE"=
="CLICK HERE"=
="CLICK HERE"=
LOL, I would be so ashamed if my boyfriend slapped me. Even if it was a mistake. Poor girl!
Ahhhhh this is so bad XD
The first one really sucks because that's something that's going to last for a while. It was photographed, I mean x']
Gosh I love FML