Miss RhinoThe Walk of Shame Kit... where have you been all my life??? Specifically that frosty November 1st morning in 2007 when I walked across campus in full "Officer Naughty" attire... sans the handcuffs.
I think college dorms should provide one kit per person and perhaps have them available for sale at the Book Store if you happen to run out.
This kit comes fully loaded with one-size-fits most cotton t-shirt dress, flip flops (because who wears stilettos to brunch?), over-sized sunglasses, pre-pasted toothbrush (genius), a drawstring backpack to store last night's outfit and a Call/Don't Call leave behind card.
They thought of everything. They even include a breast cancer awareness bracelet and donate a portion of the proceeds to a breast cancer foundation. Buying a Walk of Shame Kit is pride-preserving, convenient AND charitable.
Have you ever spent the night at someone else's place and then immediately regretted your decision as you trek out in public in a man's over-sized tshirt and basketball shorts... because I have. I think the Walk of Shame Kit is one of those things that should be included on every "What You'll Need to Bring to College" packing list.
Thoughts on the Walk of Shame Kit... are you placing your order today?
Comments (27)
why not pack your own? :P
i wouldn't buy it. i store my work clothes and always make sure to bring extra underwear if i know i'm going to stay at my bf's place.
LOL.
Very charming idea...mhm.
LOL it's funny. but how would you know to bring it? hahaha.
but how would anyone know when to pack it? =U
the walk of shame is too funny to cover up.
Do you carry it around 24/7 or would you be planning certain days to carry it then?
i'd make my own. they wouldnt notice. plus when i go out i carry a small clutch, where the hell am i gonna fit that thing? lol
Hahaha, that seems pretty useful for all situations.
I'd buy it, and keep it in my car for emergencies.
Focus on your integrity, dignity, self-respect, and respect for the those of the opposite gender who don't think of you as little more than a play thing. Then you'll never need one.
Fucking genius.
@jasonwl@xanga - Yousking for about ten miracles all at once there, mate.
I would rather borrow somebody's clothes. It doesn't happen to me that often.
@HeartOfPandora@xanga - Why does it takes miracles? I'm just like that. The only hard part is how difficult it is to get along with philanderers.
haha ohh the walk of shame... yes this would definitely come in handy :P
haha, that's awesome.
ha that is a very nifty item
very nice hahaha
Lol, what an interesting idea...
Haha that would be brilliant. Try having to go to college the next day in a nightie(it looked fairly like a dress) that you wore when you went out partying the night before. This is why you should always stay somewhere you know you can get spare clothes, and not get dressed when drunk if you are going out for the evening.
haha that's awesome
lol interesting though i dont think i'll need it.
@jasonwl@xanga - that's silly, people of all kinds do the walk of shame.. as a matter of fact I think the walk of shame is misnamed because it's something a lot of people do and understand.
I can think of many times in the past where that would have came in handy.
ahaha. Genius! The last 'Walk of Shame' was oddly enough from the apartment of a friend, of the guy who later became my boyfriend. We're still together, there's definitely a future (A few semesters till I graduate and he's in the army)....so none since then and none ever again. But this may have come in handy a few times prior to "us." =\ lol But where would have carried that! I carry everything I need on me; ID, money, phone, cigs.....I make sure I don't need a purse so where in the heck would I carry that....that pack won't fit in my bra!! lol
It's freeing not to have to experience the walk of shame again! ahahaa.