Miss Rhino
I remember when my school newspaper did an exposé on the high rise of activity at the dining hall. And by activity I mean sex and when I say dining hall I was actually referring to the roof of it.
People had successfully climbed on top of our sacred and beloved d-hall and had their way with each other. Points for creativity are in order.
Couples these days are really sprucing things up. They are taking things out of the bedroom and into the open.
While I have never scaled a building to get intimate, I was once interrupted during a make-out sesh by an officer of the law knocking on my steamed up car windows. He told us that the nuns at the convent had called the police when they noticed a "suspicious vehicle" in the parking lot. I tried to explain that I was merely paying homage to my alma mater and to the nuns that so viciously swarmed down on me when I wasn't leaving enough room for the Holy Ghost during our high school dances. He didn't find it as amusing as I did.
What is the weirdest/funniest place you've ever been intimate.. whatever that may be for you... with your SO?
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i once had sex in a treehouse..at work..in my kitchen..at the movies! ;)
wow i sound raunchy but it was all with my man and the movie theater was empty!!!
I had sex in a little league football stadium before, car rental parking lots, outside a sheriff's station, middle school parking lot. I'm sure I'm missing a few but I think that I got most of them. Haha
I've never had sex before and won't until marriage, but when I do... I wanna have sex on the kitchen counter lmao.
church
we had sex in the middle of the desert next to some ruins on the back of a four wheeler
a movie place kinda. It's a place where you can rent a room to watch a dvd flick with a buddy (or two!) all complete with a comfy sofa/bed, surround sound, and Kleenex tissues.
I believe the surround sound did the job right by drowning out her yelps. you can never have enough Kleenex!
Funnily enough, my now-husband and I made out on top of our dining hall in college. Sadly, they tore that building down about 2 years after I graduated.
In the kitchen, in the living room, in the bathroom, in the woods, under a bridge, in a garage. I think that's it. :p
@Ethonox@xanga - LMFAO
Haha, I just HAVE to add to this one.
In the water at the lake with people hiking on the hills.
Couch within view of my mom in the den.
Under my parents bedroom window while they were sleeping.
Car.
Baseball park
Drive-In movie theater
Bathroom floor
Floor of my office at work.
Closet.
At the park against a tree.
Ha! I'm an exhibitionist!
P.S. There's more but that's all i care to share :D
handicap toilet in the mall, multi storey carpark, kitchen and stairs
mall parking lot - parking lot of my elementary school - living room couch (while parents were home-many times) - floor of my room before i moved in - my dead aunts apartment (that was weird lol)
hmm we're looking into more...
Trunk of my car. Darkroom of the photography class at our high school.
-snicker-
@soniiuh@xanga - Me too! Hahaha.
man, i'm so boring in comparison.
lmfao. backseat of a car.. that's the most random place i can think of that we've done it.
i'd rather do it on his bed.. more comfy :P
Lol wow I'm so boring compared to everyone else. Weirdest place for me was the back of a truck, and even that isn't weird compared to the rest. And the floor of course. Shower? But yeah, nothing too crazy.
I did it in the dugout once. After school. That was pretty risky, because the football team had practice in the field [because it wasn't being used] and we kept going there after school for like a week, and one time, we even saw the football team running out. I was scared. Lol. Parking lot...blah blah.
I'd like to do it in so many more places though. =]
@soniiuh@xanga - Haha WOW I agree with you on that completely. I thought I was the only one who wanted to do that. :P
I heard people used to do it in a laundry room that was a part of an apartment complex in college. One girl told me she did it outside in the woods at night.
you should try in the washroom on the plane...
AT A PLAYGROUND BY MY HOUSE OUT IN THE OPEN AT NIGHT... LITERALLY ON THE PLAY STRUCTURE...
IN A CAR IN A PUBLIC PARKING GARAGE DURING BUSINESS HOURS...
A CHURCH PARKING LOT...
A PLACE IN SAN FRANCISCO CALLED TWIN PEAKS WHERE IT IS THEE PLACE TO DO THE NASTY...
AND A LOT MORE PLACES... ALL WITH THE SAME GUY...
OH AND STAIRS
I had sex in a confession booth at a Catholic church once. It was rad. The best use of that little room in a thousand years.
when i was still hooking up with a co-worker, we had sex in the file room at work. it was thrilling because we might have gotten caught by someone else in the building and amazing because sex with him is always amazing.
in a cemetery between two mosoleums... it was actually a pretty good place because its hella quiet at night, on a nice hill, and everyone else around is too dead to call the cops