Monday, 24 August 2009
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He Cannot Make Eggs
He can cook everything else, but eggs. He drowns them in milk, to make them fluffy, unnaturally fluffy.
I'm talking so fluffy, you can't even tell that you're eating eggs.Is there anything your SO can't cook? Is your SO a good cook, or are they not allowed near the stove/oven?
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I can cook :)
Why don't you just be happy that you're dating a guy who cooks? Girls love that.
Is this supposed to be a serious post?
wtf
My ex was a great cook... it was really weird. If I was craving lasagna... he'd make it! And he'd make it just like how my mom made it. I'm not sure if there is something he can't cook cuz everything he made for me was delicious haha.
slow day, datingish?
Give the man a little slack for tryin. Next time maybe you could volunteer to cook if he cleans up.
I don't like eggs.
my guy can make anything he attempts (although the list isn't all that long, but still). he's great at making eggs, too.
i, however, ruin ramen. who does that?
he drowns them in milk?? ewww.
@MissPixieGlitter@xanga - exactly what i thought.
Fluffy eggs are awesome.
waste of ten seconds of my life. :/
he's a super good cook :D
food is food. and this post is dumb.
My ex used to be able to crack two eggs at once with one hand. (And he could cook them very well). It's definitely something I really admire (even if it's weird, haha).
Aren't eggs supposed to be one of the easiest things to cook?! (excluding instant noodles)
eggs suck anyway.
i want someone who can cook for me.
I don't mind if he can't make eggs, 'cuz i can't make sperm.
My boyfriend may as well be a Ramen Chef, but when it comes to anything more complicated he follows the recipe adorably to be sure he doesn't mess up. It takes him 30 minutes to make something simple like Macaroni and Cheese:
"...It says it's supposed to boil after 12 minutes. It's not boiling...What do I do?"
"You can go ahead and throw the noodles in. They'll get done."
"NO THE RECIPE SAYS! --It's boiling now, but is it 'rolling?' Halp."
ungreatful prick, get a life!!!!! UGH
It's supposed to be a fun post? Don't be rude. I'm very grateful to have him, but we make fun of each other just like any other couple. If you don't like the post, you don't have to comment.
My boyfriend is an awesome cook. I fail as a woman and can't cook for beans.