There are several women in the world this day in age, that the options are possibly limitless for dating, which begs the question:
"Where should I start first?"
With that I have conducted a list of types of women to date, and the reasons why, Which I would think that are important for any long term relationship.1.) The Older Woman. Now, when I say this, I'm not saying you have to date someone's grandmother. I'm saying that a woman who is about 3-5 years older than your age, who have most likely gone through the era of your life that you are experiencing right now. They know more, and are more...experienced in several matters. When I was 17, I dated a 23 year old, and saw that not only your world changes in a short amount of time, but the things that you used to worry about, aren't nearly as important as they are now.
2.) The Ditzy Woman. For all you Family Guy Fans, Remember Brian's
really ditzy girlfriend that he moved in with that one episode? For those who don't know, the ditzy woman is a great date. Her total and utter lack of ability to hold an intelligent conversation or to do anything at all really, will help every man respect what just about every woman wants to be respected for: their mind. I know it seems a bit cliche saying that, but its very true. I remember dating about 2 ditzes, primarily on looks alone. I never will again.
3.) The Oversexed Woman, or "Nympho". The list must end here, because sex is all every man wants, right? And a woman who always wants sex , is the perfect woman, right? Oddly enough, I had a friend who was crazy about sex, and he dated the woman of his dreams, a woman who wanted to have sex
even more than he did. But, this happened to be more than he bargained for, as since he was living with her, he didn't get much done besides having sex with her. He complained about this one day to me, and I jokingly said, "Well, mind if I have your girlfriend?" He, of course, aptly refused. Dating a nympho teaches us guys that there's more to a relationship than just sex. (Although I must admit, I wish I got to learn this lesson from experience.)
4.) The Gold Digger.We already know that relationships with women, as a whole, both consume time and money, 2 things that every man do NOT like being wasted. (Too bad for us, huh?) But there are some women who will take one of these to the next level, and usually, it will be money. I've been in one relationship where it was about a week or two into the relationship, after going out to eat about every other day, and she asked me, "Oppa, why haven't you brought me anything yet?"
5.) The "Man's" Woman.Last but not least, date a girl who's not the norm. She likes guy things, you're a guy, you like guy things, so this relationship should work out quite well. I've dated a girl just like this, and it was one of the best relationships I've ever had. You're with her because you want to spend time with her, and its always easier to find things to do with her, instead of trying to plan something snazzy or "romantic" when you go on a date with her. It really eliminates guesswork.
Review on women every guy should date:- Older women, for their experience and knowledge.
- Ditzy Women, to respect women that have an actual mind.
- Oversexed women, to realize that there is more to a relationship than sex.
- Gold Diggers, because relationships are about more than money.
- A "Man's" Woman, so you can have a relationship that is fun, and more carefree.
What do you think?
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Comments (79)
0.o I wouldnt advice a dude to date a gold digger - thats where I would say "learn from another's mistake" haha
ahahah this made me laugh!
This was pretty amusing to read.
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I've dated all of those except the gold-digger. It's been a fun ride.
LOL Interesting post. ^_^
I love the "oppa" usage. :P
Ahah. xD
Oppaaaaa! -puppy eyes-
the list is pretty awesome. I never knew that there actually were ditzy women out there...
Ooh, how about the cute woman? Or is that a given? The one that is so cute both in looks and personality that you have to laugh when she does anything and tickle her because it's just too irresistable. If I were a guy, I'd want a girl like that, but maybe I'm being unrealistic.
I like the list..I have dated women out of 2 of those categories...Maybe it's time try something new?
Is this like "learn from your mistakes" kind of blog ?? There are worse than this.
HOOKERS.
Very agreeable... only one out of those I have ticked off is the ditzy one.
@laurasaywha@xanga - I think this is one of those "things you have to experience, even if they do turn out to be mistakes" blog (since I don't see how #5 could possibly be a "mistake" unless the guy really likes girlie girls) Dating a hooker would be a big mistake if you got an STD from her. That could be irreversible, depending on the STD. Dating someone really ditzy or someone who only wanted sex is one of those things where the novelty would wear off after awhile, but you wouldn't be stuck with permanent damage.
@EccentricSiren@xanga - Yea your right, a Hooker really IS "learn from your mistake". You'd REALLy need to learn. A ditzy girl would just be another girl.
@wolvenchic@xanga - agreed! hahah
I had the ditzy one, the gold digger, and the nympho rolled into one. Seriously, when she asks how full to fill your glass and you so graciously answer "3/4" and she doesn't know what that is, it suddenly becomes clear how empty your bank account is,
Hahahaha.
The oppa comment cracked me up.
I actually enjoyed myself while reading this post. Something new for Datingish... lol
loving it.
the gold-digger was korean? lol
@asdfghjkieu@xanga - it's always money with those damned koreans!
jk
@laurasaywha@xanga - LOL at the hooker comment.
i guess it's good to learn from your mistakes. though i think it might be better to observe other people and learn from theirs. you know, so you care about respect and intellect without having to date the ditz and the gold digger.=p
Depends Theres Some Guys That Are Nothing More Then Tools Interested In Sex. So Number 3 Is Not Something They'd Learn From
I love it. :D
proppps up
Wow.