Tuesday, 11 August 2009

  • Hot vs. Cute vs. Beautiful: A Female Taxonomy

    OK, so before I have people cursing me out and everything, I'll let you know this is more of my personal system of categorizing women. Some to most of you are bound to disagree with the distinctions. At the risk of an unpopular/controversial entry, though, here is a little tripartite female taxonomy:

    Hot Girls



    A Hot Girl, to me, is one who is appealing mostly for her looks. This is not to say that Hot Girls can't be intelligent or charming or anything else positive. But those qualities are certainly not going to be focal points. For the sake of a celebrity exemplar, I'll choose Adriana Lima. I don't know that I would date her and I actually think she's a bit overrated, but she certainly is attractive. Hot Girls may or may not be relationship-type, but you shouldn't be too surprised if they turn out to be the latter and all style, no substance.

    Cute Girls



    A Cute Girl, to me, is one who most men would find attractive but wouldn't call a "knockout" either. In my mind, a Cute Girl is one you'd be more prone to hanging out with or having a relationship with. For the sake of another example, I'll choose Alyson Hannigan. I find her very cute, and especially when I imagine her as Lily from "How I Met Your Mother," she is the kind of person I'd want to get to know more intimately.

    Beautiful Girls



    A lot of people will look at someone like Ms. Lima and say she is "beautiful." However, I find the maxim holds that "beauty is only skin deep." That is, true beauty is on the inside. Of course, it's going to be hard for you to appreciate a woman's inner beauty if you find her physically unappealing. Still, when it comes to which celebrity I'd call beautiful, I really don't have an answer. You really need to get to know a woman to find out if she's beautiful, I reckon, so you really need to spend time with her. Whereas Hot Girls might be interested in only one-night affairs, and Cute Girls would be good as friends or dates for a little while, Beautiful Girls are the kind you want to and hopefully do marry. They're the kind you want to show off to your friends and say, "Yeah, fellas, she's mine."

    If you take anything from this classification, it's that some young men do still believe that inner beauty counts for a lot. I find that without inner beauty, you can only be happy for so long.

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