Tuesday, 11 August 2009

  • Why Don't You Have A Seat Over There?

    If you've never seen To Catch a Predator, here's how it works: Perverted Justice chatters pose as underage kids online and chat with guys interested in sex. The guys are invited over to a house, where the bait (typically an actress who looks like she's underage) invites them inside. Then WHAM! Chris Hansen shows up, says "why don't you have a seat over there?" and rereads them censored versions of their online chats while they stammer and make up completely implausible excuses. Hilarity ensues; the guys leave and are immediately arrested.

    These guys are disgusting, but there's something so satisfying about watching people get caught by their own traps...and Chris' deadpan reads of their explicit "here's what I'm going to do to you" chats are pretty fantastic.

    Here are some of my favorite videos.


    "I didn't do anything...yet!"


    "You wanna tell me who you are now?...Nope."



    "You should take your...jelly."

    Oh man. There are a ton more on YouTube if you're interested. Somehow they never get old.

    Do you have a favorite TCAP segment?

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