Saturday, 08 August 2009

  • My Horoscope Told Me So

    Miss Rhino

    At the beginning of every month I always check out Susan Miller's Astrology Zone to see what's on the horizon for me. Miller is the real deal. I swear by it. Just check out these coincidences:

    You seem to have temporarily backed off plans for your home to give yourself a bit of a rest, but those home and family matters will heat up again later this month, after August 25. That's when Mars - the planet that rules Aries and that is in charge of taking good care of you - will move into your home sector for a seven-week stay.

    My friend Annie has invited me to stay with her in her apartment in the city for the month of September, much to the chagrin of my parents. However, until then I have stopped the search to move out of my parent's house until my "seven-week stay" with Annie ends. UNCANNY.

    In a more gentle manifestation of this eclipse, you may learn your friend is moving away and that you won't see each other much in the future. That's always sad - perhaps your friend is going abroad to college, getting married, or simply relocating to a distant city for work. Whatever the reason, it appears your lifestyles will be very different in months and years ahead.

    My friend Lauren is indeed relocating to a distant city for work. The Department of Labor in Washington D.C. has taken her away from me in a very big way. In a few short weeks, our lifestyles will truly be very different.... GETTING SCARED YET? 

    A third eclipse is due August 5, in the form of a full moon, and will bring a female friendship into focus. If you've neglected your friend, consider taking a little weekend trip together to catch up.

    My friend Liz and I are driving down to the Jersey shore for the weekend .... on August 5th. RIGHT DOWN TO THE DAY. YOU ARE A SORCERESS SUSAN MILLER!   

    One of your toughest days of the month will be when Mars will be in very hard angle to Uranus on August 18. Your sister or brother seems to be on your mind. Be careful what you say - be good to your sibling on this day, and don't argue.
     
    Do I even have to tell you that my sister is leaving for her very first day of college on August 18? Would you even believe me?

    And now for the most exciting prediction of them all:

    On the new moon August 20 - and it is a normal new moon, not an eclipse - you will have a fantastic chance to find romance. This new moon will work like your fairy godmother to find you someone special, for it will light your fifth house of true love. You have not had a new moon like this one all year, so this does mark your best point of 2009 for love. If you are alone, you might not be for long. How exciting!


    She's done it again. My friend Lindsay is flying out from Florida and landing in NYC on August 20!  While Lindsay's arrival is not the aforementioned romantic meeting that will set my heat aflutter, we DO have an extremely fun night planned for us and my hopes are high that my knight in shining armor will be waiting for me.

    Now I am living each and every day for August 20th. I've got a lot riding on this voodoo magic, but stranger things have happened. Can the planets and moons actually predict my love life?

    Thoughts on horoscopes? Should I schedule myself a hair appointment on the 19th so I can be lookin' my best when the new moon shines down on me? Ya know.... just in case.

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