CP is no joke, but this guy's excuse is. via
Yahoo!:
Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.
According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.
Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
Perhaps that cat should apply for secretarial positions but lay off the salacious surfing until after it goes home for the day.
Have you or anyone caught someone downloading porn? What was the excuse the downloader gave?
p.s. that photo is of my cat Einstein. he likes sitting on the top of our computer monitor back home because it's so warm. he has never downloaded unsavory content
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A THOUSAND images? Wow, that's either one long-ass departure from the room or one QUICK porno-seeking cat. This is like The Matrix meets porn meets that piano-playing cat from YouTube, all written by the guys who put out "There's Something About Mary." Nuttiness.
your cat should be featured on icanhascheezburger.com XD so funny! hahaha what a ridiculous excuse
That actually would be that hard to believe if it was just one or maybe even two images (this coming for someone who has 3 cats) but A THOUSAND??? Give me a break!!
ayyy mann
u neva know
haha.. wow. It would be waaay too crazy to believe that the cat would do that.
im jussayin
if an animal could save lives
then they could download porn.
A THOUSAND images? That cat must have been one freak!
I don't believe it.
Ha. My old cat Moe use to like to lay on the keyboard when he was a kitten, then he changed to laying next to the screen when he got bigger.
xo
Lol when I was younger I was showing my cousin some images in a folder and we passed a screen cap from a porn site...
I acted all flabbergasted and confused like I didnt know how it got there and ended up with the excuse that someone emailed it into my folder.
pervert and an idiot...
Pedophile cats eh?
I knew this day would come
You know what would be funny? If the dude wasn't lying. Hahaha.
But, chances are he is. And that's disgusting..child porn? Really? Sicko.
hahahahahaha what an idiot. he should get shot for being so stupid.
that cat is adorable :)
I'm never caught someone downloading it, I've caught someone viewing it though lol.
ahah wow =="
hahahahaha! thts the funniest thing i heard so far!
damn that idiot who said his cat dl all the porn~ xDD
lol okay if there was like maybe 10ish pictures, hten okay. but 1000? There is no way in hell. unless there's concrete proof
cats downloading porn. yeah that'll be the day.
hahahaha, what a dick.
what an idiot.
poor silly man. and poor kitty for being blamed.
i dated a guy who swore he'd never watched porn. i wouldn't have cared if he had, but whatever. one day i was using his computer to watch tv series that he had downloaded, and i found a folder titled "the x-files." well... i hadn't seen an episode of that show in a while, but i was up for it, so i clicked it. un-surprise, it was ALL PORN. tons of it. the saddest part? he's a techno-genius who had linked all of his computers in his house onto one network that could be switched to the giant flat screen is his living room... which i was using as a monitor at the time to watch the tv shows. so i got me some giant porn that day, when all i was looking for was a little mulder and scully. oops deluxe.
Hahahah, curiosity kills a cat. Your cat is cute, but other than that! Haven't caught anyone with porn. I would want to though. Just for the fun of catching them and them freakin out.
I'm so glad child porn could be a satirical subject.
my dog loves stepping onto my laptop's keyboard because it's on my lap and she always types things and press enter so......
that is THE lamest excuse i've ever heard.