It happens. You're getting busy, something unfortunate happens...and then business ceases. Two examples from Datingish ladies:
Once, we were in the middle of something, and we heard what sounded like a farting noise. We didn't know where the hell it was coming from. Apparently, my phone was vibrating against the wall, 'cause it'd fallen in between my bed and the wall. I was, like, WHO IS FARTING LIKE THAT?! My BF was being a boy and laughing...I was so frustrated with him. Needless to say, sex did not follow.
I'm kind of obsessive about my ringtones and like to leave the ringers on so I can tell who's calling without having to look. So my BF and I are fooling around and my dad calls - his ringer sounds like this. The first time it went off, we managed to ignore it...the second time, not so much. I don't know if I'll ever hear that song the same way again.It's like our own personal FMLs! What has your worst cockblock experience been?
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I was interrupted 5 times in one night.
-One by a friend who just came up and started talking to us like nothing was going on,
-once when a friend was leaving,
-once when she came back,
-once by a friend that was trying to stop me so she came and opened the car door (it was immediately slammed in her face),
-and a final time by another friend who came outside to yell at me.
Fortunately, we were drunk and didn't let interruptions mess with a good time.
I love that banana.
I was having sex with the guy I lost my virginity to. We were in his brother's room cause his room didn't have a door...haha. We locked the door but were unaware the lock didn't work. Things were getting pretty hot n heavy and suddenly, his brother and 2 of his friends walked in to see M's "big white ass" "balls deep in Tori".
Awesomeeeeeee.
once my husband and i were getting busy in the middle of the day. His uncle only lives a couple miles down the road and stops by often, as he did on this particular day. There was no hiding that we weren't there bc our cars were all in the driveway. Also our windows have no blinds and we didn't hear him until he came around the corner and was standing right by the window and yelled "are ya home?" LOL I was like uhh yeah but we are naked. He laughed and let us get dressed, but it was kinda awkward. Luckily, he's pretty cool, and hasn't brouhgt it up since. And apologized to my husband for the cockblock, lol.
LOL.
Damn that suckss.
LOL that song! I laughed out loud when I started hearing it. It's so cheesy and dad-like. But a total mood ruiner, I can tell. Phones are a big cockblock, aren't they? Haha.
HAHAH the song. epic.
I'd have to say when I had been drinking with a group of friends. There were six of us. Me and the guy were about to start going at it and the bed was REALLY loud...so that made me laugh.
Then we could hear our friends in the next room. That made me laugh...
And he got sick of me laughing so he decided to go to sleep. Haha
me and my boyfriend were in bed and we were like making out and kissing and stuff and then things started getting pretty heated, BTW i had snuck in his parents didn't know i was there and stuff, so anyways we were getting it on to say the least and then his sister knocked on the door and my bf's like go away im busy then she started yelling and then stoppped and we continued next thing we know his sister and his dad walk in on us and we we weren't under a blanket or anything so he slammed the door with his foot and all you could hear outside the door was. OMG ewww from his sister and his dad laughing and tell my boyfriends mom my boyfriend was soooo pissed... we ended up leaving and going to my place. the next time i saw his family it was quite awkard and his dad, breaking the ice and trying to be funny said, Soooo is " boyfriendsname' at least good in bed. and i laughed and was like umm and his dads like way-ta-go son genes like me and my boyfriends like omg dad and went to his room. the next day we bought a lock for his door
Hahaha. Once we were just kissing and stuff in his room and it started to get a little more intense and his phone went off. we ignored it untill it happened again. and again. untill he finally checks it and it this girl who has a hugee crush on him. awesome.
another time we were in his room, door locked, and his yougest sister came and banged on the door because she didnt want to play with the itouch we distracted her with anymore.
lol these stories are awesome hahahaha
i was just about to get my girlfriend to go to the bed room when her ride home wanted to go back to town and get alc.... she had to go with i got cockblocked by joosed
@Meowmeowkimmaee@xanga - I laughed when I heard it too! Just imagine getting it on and that song come on..my goodness that's too hilarious.
Twenty seconds into the song, I started cracking up. Isn`t that what silent mode is for? Hahahahaha.
my close guy friends and i were all rolling, and i met this guy. things were heating up pretty quickly and my owwwwn best guy friends all came up to me & the guy to talk.,,, like surround me and him in a big ass circle..... lets just say they twatblocked me the whole night... MY OWN BEST FRIENDS. hahaha fuck my life haha
@coconut_dream@xanga - yeah, bf has requested that my phone be on vibrate after 8 p.m. from now on :-x
My boyfriend and I just had dinner in San Francisco with my parents, and they hit it off really well. They really liked him, and this was the first time they met him so I was so relieved.
We were hanging out after, and we thought my parents went to bed, so we went into the car to make out and fool around. Then my dad opened the car door and asked if he was going home soon.
Needless to say, it's still a little awkward when my boyfriend is hanging out at our house and my dad is home.
So one time, at church camp. We were in the shower because we thought it was the safest place to avoid interruption and possible punishment, my friend walks in to the bathroom and asks where his guitar is. He is an awkward guy, and I have to pretend like i'm taking a shower and she's not there. It was good she left the dorm when she did, because 2 minutes later our chaperone walked in and started talking to us.
I can't remember any of the more epic cockblocks I've heard about, but the most recent one I heard about where a bunch of my friends were at another friend's house. So it was lunchtime, and M was going to call K to eat. K and K were getting it on in the bathroom, and M had no idea K had company inside, so as a joke he peeked through the bathroom window going "HEY! IT'S TIME TO-- oops..."
Not that funny, but yeah. I'll try to remember more of the funnier ones...
LOL, I always think of the Simpsons when I hear that song.
My unfortunate cockblock:
One afternoon, my fiance and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, clothes were coming off, and suddenly we hear his sister pounding up the stairs as if her hair's on fire. I run behind the door so she doesn't see my nudity, he casually tosses a blanket over himself, and...
She starts rambling about some stupid Halo 3 shit she found online. I wanted to take a hockey stick to her head. She interrupted us for THAT?!
LMAO@Ringtone. xD
Once I was giving him a bj, and we were getting really into it. His phone kept ringing, but he was ignoring it, cause, y'know, that can wait. Next thing we know, we see a figure walking by his window, towards his door (which... for one time, we forgot to lock). So I had to run over, lock it, we had to get our clothes on and answer the door.
It was his brother, coming to his house to make sure he was okay, because all the phone calls were from his dad and other brother, trying to get ahold of him. It was not the same after that.