Wednesday, 05 August 2009

  • Why I'll Never Be Bisexual

    First off, I love men. I love men's bodies and I love men's tools. Personalities can be a bit iffy but I'll get to that later.

    I finally went swimming again but it was so packed at the pool 'cause I guess people don't have to work in July like they do in... June? Anyway, I was swimming in the slow lane behind this woman & she touched the wall, so I was like, I'm not gonna go to the wall, I'm gonna just keep going. Besides, I was almost as fast as her. Once in the other direction, she decides to overtake me. But there's another guy going in the other direction, so she shoves herself into my lane, basically pushing me. And I was, like, WTF?! and pushing her back. Dude, you stay behind me & wait or you should've overtaken me a long time ago! So she gets herself in between, goes in front of me & then she kicks me IN THE CHEST! I was so mad but I didn't want to grab her & cause a fight. The lifeguards will break up a fight, but they won't help you when you complain.

    I want to get to my point. This is what women do.They get revenge. they let their emotions control them. This is what I hate. I've been pushed by men in the pool, but the thing is, THEY DIDN'T DO IT TO SPITE ME. Yes, men do get angry. I've seen tons of road rage, exhibited mostly by men. But women will be cunning, deceiving, tricky, manipulative, & use some sneaky way to get back at you. That's why people say you shouldn't have a woman for a boss - 'cause if you cross her, first, she'll never forget it; second, she'll get back at you... BAD! Men kill & assault others all the time, but women backstab & betray.

    I don't like how men often catcall, or spend a lot of time looking at porn, or care so much about sports & cars. But that's better than having some cheap (women are more economical than men), high-strung, emotionally-driven psycho in your life. One argument, and they won't talk to you for days. I'm like that too, so I wouldn't even want to date myself.

    But of course, just like I can find a guy who doesn't catcall, doesn't look at porn, and acts just like a woman, there are women out there who aren't crazy, scheming bitches. But it's the men's physical assets that attract me. so that's why I can't even have a physical fling with a woman. My BF smells sooooo good, always cleans himself and has soft lips & kissable skin just as much as the next girl.

    Are women more conniving and manipulative than men? 

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