I was watching Anchorman the other day and was laughing at Ron's version of "Afternoon Delight" - more specifically, the "BOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOP" part. If you think about it, though, the song is kind of disgusting, only occasionally reminding you that it's a three-minute parable about having sex in the afternoon*.
Despite what all the magazines advise you to spice up your love life, for whatever reason, getting busy on a weekday afternoon never really appealed to me. Mornings? Awesome. Night? Of course. But the thought of taking a lunch break to exchange fluids is a little less appealing to me. Maybe it's because I know I'll get distracted for the rest of the day and only want to be with him for the rest of the afternoon; maybe I'm a prude; maybe it's because around my office, the most available places to do such a thing are fast food joint bathrooms. Ew.
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It should be noted that I refuse to use euphemisms including but not limited to "doing the deed"; "getting frisky"; "getting your freak on"; "horizontal tango"; "the nasty"Anyway. Is the idea of afternoon sex appealing to you?
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Any time sex is appealing to me, haha.
Well, my ex and I never had sex while we dated (cause I wanted to wait). But we were fine with making out whenever... considering we were hormonal seventeen/eighteen year olds, we were pretty much ready to jump each other anytime of the day, as long as there was no one around haha (:
oh all those euphemisms are out but "exchanging fluids" is totally cool? lol
yeah idk if i'd leave work at lunch, but if its a day off together, i mean we may go at it anytime; especially if we're planning to nap.
I don't like knocking boots in the morning. Never have. Then again, I don't get up before 3pm (I work night shift lol.) Afternoon's alright if we both have a day off I guess, depending on how I'm feeling, but I still favour night time though. [:
Lunch is the fluids haha =o
haha anytime of the day or nightExpand your horizons-- any time is sexy time!
i would take sex any time of the day. just saying. haha.
xo
Lol you know that saying "God is good, all the time"? It applies to sex for sure.
When you're in the mood, why not? You can cuddle afterward and take a nap and then wake up to start dinner later.
Personal preference. Time of day is one thing, but there are other factors, such as amount of free time, location, mood, et. al.
@steph - Exactly how I feel.
i think afternoon sex will drive me nuts and not in a good way. where do you go for that? back home? then traffic time must be considered... am i going to have time to eat after? if i dont eat during lunch, i get cranky, is sex going to solve that?
too much rushing back and forth...unless we meet at a decent hotel halfway and do it there with room service...i doubt it'll happen in my account
morning sex not so much because i'm never up in the morning...gotta get my 12 hours...
basically anytime other than morning idc :)
I agree with you, afternoon sex is a no thank you, afternoons are for lazing around and getting back to work, sex doesn't fit in.
I remember this scene, pretty funny. As for the actual concept, I happily decline.
Yes, yes it is. One should, every so often, add a bit of afternoon delight to the menu. :)
Hey, what's wrong with "horizontal tango"? I love how completely ridiculous that is. That, and "hunka chunka," too. I can't keep a straight face when I hear or use either one, which of course makes both of them tempting invitations to give to the GF....
Sex is something that probaby gts a little less appealing, if you start scheduling and structuring it. If you feel like doing it, and nobody cancontro when they are their most horny, then on to it. If you feel like you want to be with him, for the rest of the day, you are either in love with the guy or the sex is really good. But it's not something to affect your work.
The only thing that is going to affect your work is not taking care of how horny you are for whoever and whatever. That is going to annoy you for the rest of your attempts to ignore it.
Nothing is nicer than taking a saturday and spending the whole day in bed with a special someone. (napping and watching movies of course)
I would take that Veronica Corningstone to Pleasure Town any time, especially in the afternoon!!
I once dated a guy where we practically only had sex in the afternoon...we both had really weird schedules. We did it at night sometimes when possible but it was usually in the afternoon. I never thought of it as being unusual at all.
My boyfriend and I live a little over an hour away from eachother and with crazy schedules (and not always able to spend the night at eachother's houses, since we still live with our parents :P ) sex isn't/can't be planned (and never should be), we do it whenever possible haha. Afternoon sex is actually really fun, sometimes it can be a whole day of love-making and just hanging out and others it's a quickie lol
i beat m' pud in the afternoons a lot, welp
A surprise visit over the lunch hour can be really romantic.
Lol, no thanks.