Miss Rhino
Maybe you're thinking about cheating. Maybe you have cheated and are now living in a state of perpetual anxiety that you'll be found out. Well you should be scared. There's a lot more than emotional pain in store for you. Let me tell you why.
In this
article from the New York Post, one woman poured a pot of scalding hot water on her husband's private parts while he slept after finding out he had been unfaithful. Third degree burns are painful enough as it is, imagine having burn blisters on your manliness. I only hope her husband was in the middle of a great dream, because he certainly woke up to a nightmare.
I'm not a particularly vengeful person. Nor am I creative enough to do any real harm past the silent treatment.But apparently there are some great (or sick and twisted) minds out there that know exactly where to get 'em where it hurts.
Carrie Underwood keys cars. A woman from Queens sets great balls afire. What about you?
How do you exact your revenge? What are some crazy acts of vengeance you've heard of?
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Comments (63)
The best revenge is to move on with your life. Ive done the whole get back at them thing and it wasnt as satisfying as when I just didnt care anymore and moved on.
x-lax brownies are a favourite of my friends.
I wouldn't seek revenge because I believe what comes around goes around.
no revenge ! makes you more bitter!
move on! :)@mycontinuity@xanga - Yeah same here, its just going to do is come back to you. Just end it is all i can say
if it was a husband... i'd prob opt for divorce and stripping him EVERYTHING he has forfeited for his little fling.
if it was a bf... i'd treat him as if he never existed. indifference is quite difficult to handle for men with big ego and being ignored would be painful for him....
no point hurting him physically...emotional abuse lasts longer... AHAHAHAH
I'd just erase them.
Loved the "great balls afire" joke by the way.
It's never happened to me, but I think I'd just scream at him before I break down crying and can't even stand up anymore.
hmmm...i've thought about this before if it would have happened to me, what would i do and my conclusion is probably take his most prized possession whatever and do serious damage to it. of course pay back's a bitch, but i would be too civilize and probably just go with leaving him and ignoring him for the rest of my life. ignorance toward one person is a powerful thing these day.
holy shit. that's really psychotic. O_O
i wouldn't really do anything past maybe punch their face or something and then run away. it's not as if my punches are anything strong (in fact, it would probably hurt me a lot more than him) but it would make me feel better LOL. but not like ACTUALLY hurting them bad enough that they have to get hospitalized and stuff. meh, my most nasty breakup was when i was yelling and screaming at him and then acting really slutty with him (it made him confused and uncomfortable). then i kicked him and punched him in the stomach and he stormed out. bah, whatever.
plan of action after that is to either 1) be beautiful and/or 2) get a new boy/girlfriend.
that's kind of immature. and psychotic.
Boiling Points used to be a show on MTV I think, it was funny.
I'm bad at revenge.
Giving away your ex's crap is a good way to get revenge.
Like @royally_jacked@xanga said, the best revenge is living well. This kind of petty revenge...it's just immature. Not to mention illegal. All that happens is that you end up looking like the psychotic one.
Revenge is bittersweet & something to laugh about many years down the road. One of my bff used her ex toothbrush for some toilet cleanin action before she packed her stuff outta his place. This is a classic for me.
I think if he/she's human, living with the fact that they lost the one they loved should be enough to satisfy your evil craving...but that's just me...some people aren't that humane
I think landing a new boyfriend that exceeds him on all fronts is the best way to go ;]
the best revenge is to move on with your life and be rich and famous. No one enjoys jealousy.
haha...no that's just bad I could ever physically hurt someone, if I was reaally mad I'd probably just scream at them. Ahh but yanno I do agree with most of the comments on here, the best way to overcome it is to just move on and not sink to their level. Cheating on someone is just awful and I know how much it hurts but, don't worry they'll get a kick in the ass from karma sooner or later anyhow :]
mmm, not really me, all i'd say is wish him well and don't come back...i don't think revenge is the key, but making urself look better is, then they'll realise what they've lost...
@mycontinuity@xanga - I completely agree with you on that. :)
heard about a woman pouring acid on the private parts of the guy who used her back in the homeland. (or did just happen in the movie? lol its quite possible!)
but as for me, maybe i'd go as far as kicking him in his balls or something, and spreading a really bad rumor HAHAHA but nothing more than that.
the wife cut off her husband dick while he's sleeping because he brings the mistress home and said he loves her and he asked his wife that the mistress will be living with them, read it on the news.
@raiyaya@xanga - Definitely. I find the most joy in showing my ex that I really am happy and successful without him. It wouldn't hurt either if I could constantly have to shoo away the hot men at my feet.
If he really was a douche, then I just make sure as many people as possible know what he's done. Not like he would want people to like him not knowing what he's really like, right?
err just break up w/ him.. no need to boil his balls. O_o