Miss Rhino
It's creepy enough when guys use the line, "You look good enough to eat." But when they actually take a bite out of you, that's when you've gotta say bye-bye buddy.
It all started out so friendly. Extended foreplay, massage included. Then he started moving south. Terror coursed through my veins. I didn't know what to expect. And then it happened. He bit my butt.
Now all strange, bedroom butt-fetishes aside, what is it with men and the derriere? Whenever I see a guy check out a girl's posterior as she walks by, it baffles me the amount of attention they give it. And then to fall victim to the butt-bite, not even a smack, but a bite! Well good gracious. I'm speechless.
Consider the common question posed to males: Are you a boobs or butt guy? I can understand the boobs. Guys are intrigued by what they don't (or at least shouldn't) have, and they're fun to play with (I suppose.) But the booty? Where's the fun in that? We've all got one. I'm sure guys don't spend time checking out their own ass in the mirror, so what's the big deal about ours?
In my opinion, rear-ends are mundane. But please, enlighten me. Perhaps it's love at first bite?
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I asked my boyfriend the same thing. I still don't understand. Poop comes out!
my ex boyfriend bit my butt when we were doing it and it was the hottest thing ever.
Big hips, big bum?
Big hips = healthy babies?
Honestly I\m just guessing
@texacota@xanga - Yeh, that's what I was thinking: big hips = healthy babies.
there is typically a difference betweenfemale but and male butt
female buts tend to have a btter shape, toe, and feel to them in general. were as us guys have very odd buts i guese you could say and besides why would a guy look at his own but. it would be like a guy looking at his own boobs(pecks) they are on both genders but they are more pleasing to look at on a girl then on a guy(this is wriotten in striaght prospective)
having a rounder posterior, like having bigger boobs, means you have curves, which is really hot on women. who wants to caress a stick/board? so ppl can be either a butt person or a boob person. i never used to care about my butt. but recently, i started shopping for jeans that let out my butt rather than hold it in. i found 1 bke jeans & 1 seven jeans that did it. i feel hotter.
I'm definitively not a butt guy... ;)
haha i watched a documentary once, and according to it, men are hardwired to be attracted to them.
Earlier primates/humanoid figures walked on all four feet and thus mated from behind, (as in the male in the back and female in front) and the round butt was the most attractive feature (think red baboon's butt = super sexy to male baboons) and as we evolved to walk on two legs, the hips and organs and such tilted forward and upright, so now the butt is less heavily emphasized.
but the appeal of roundness is still hardwired, so men apparently find round parts attractive, whether they're the boobs or the butt, apparently even the roundness of women's knees! haha
notice that most guys dont go "ooohhh nice booty" to girls with flat diminished butts. or even excessively large and wrinkly or cellulitey butts, but the smooth round ones (even if small and round) it's all about the roundness!
and yah, texacota's right too, traditionally guys like bigger hips in women because it's supposed to denote fertility and the ability to bear children more easily
I never really thought about the whole boobs/butt issue. lol But being bitten on the butt? That's kinda weird. lol
LOL THIS IS SO CUTE!
Uhh.... we've got a clit man here =0
you seem conservative.
Because it's on the women they are checking out or doing with.. not necessarily on them. THAT makes a big difference.
For example, I have boobs. But if I see another girl with bigger and better boobs, that's hot!
Female butts are different than male butts. I love bubbly asses. I like biting butts too ;) ;)
i'm SO glad butt/leg men exist in this world, if guys are only focused on the rack, i'd have to switch teams. HAHAHAAHAHAH
and don't you check out a guy's butt when it catches your eye??
@texacota@xanga - I think if anything is going to help sell a big butt, it's the help of haviung equally big hips, otherwise, somne will get kind of suspicious. Haha!
@StephanieDFung@mancouch - Yeah, but very few men actually go to the hole. In fact, I get kind of surprised when men who do porn actually lick the hole, mostly because of the way it feels to both men and women. They focus upon the cheeks. Some even still carry the question of whether girls even poop. Haha! But whatever. It's not what it produces, its the product in general.
@kor_girl@xanga - How you feel after having a woman check out your butt is the Litmus Test to whether you should even return the favors randomly. I've been commented on it, and as a lad, I didn't understand it. Now, it's a little somethin' somethin' to keep for if you are doing fore play for your partner. Haha!
Ass is all I have so please keep on lookin
;]
I like butts (both male and female), but I like most parts of the human body. I would hate having my ass bit, though. That's just weird.
I'm definitely an ass guy. It's not something you can explain. I'm attracted to asses. But there's not much you can do so biting it is okay with me =P
I don't see why it would be a turnoff to get your ass bitten.
My husband loves the booty! He'd erect a temple to it if he could. lol
Hahaha. I'm going to refer to a vulgar phrase to answer this one:
More cushion for the pushin!
Bubbly asses bounces back. Bony asses is psh.
Are you a boobs or butt guy?
Why can't it be both? And girls also like guys with nice butts.
Girls are just as guilty of looking at rears. They just hide it better.
Dayum dat is one fine lookin ass.
@musterion99@xanga - but there is a difference with what girls think is a nice ass and what guys think is a nice ass.
To be more realistic, ass is better than boobs because of the fact that a woman doesnt know you're looking at it. They've attuned so much of a sensitivity to just a man glancing at their boobs, that they failed to recognize that guys might like other parts like legs or hips or ass.
and now that I've mentioned it, women are going to wise up now.
dammit.