Miss Rhino
The post on Craigslist got me thinking about how far I would go in the bedroom....
Husband wants a rusty trombone for his birthday"My husband has asked for a rusty trombone for his birthday, which is Wednesday. I've scoured the pawn shops and music stores, and I haven't found one. I am guessing that rusty ones will be cheaper than new ones, and I don't know what the big deal is, but it's what he wants and he is very specific about it. I could have bought a dozen new ones at this point, but he says that a rusty trombone is nostalgic for him, so I suppose it will mean more. If you selling (or even giving away) a rusty trombone, please let me know what you have, how much it costs and how I can get it (will you deliver it, or will I have to go to you?). Also, suggestions on how to wrap such a thing? Please help, I am down to the wire on this thing and I don't like being this late with a gift!!!"
This poor woman. I wonder how many responses she received directing her to Urban Dictionary. And for those of you still in the dark, I ask you to do the same. A
rusty trombone is anything BUT a musical instrument in this case.
How many of you would perform a unique sexual act for your SO on a special occasion such as a birthday, anniversary, etc? This goes along the same lines of fantasies in the bedroom. Would you be willing to dress up in the Princess Leia slave costume and call your SO Han Solo upon request? Is there a limit to how far you will go for your SO when it comes to strange/odd/unusual bedroom requests?
Comments (57)
I didn't need to know that nor did I know what it was before today. Thanks.
ROFL, I didn't know that a rusty trombone was a sex act. I probably would've done the same thing. poor woman. LOL.
there is a limit to how far i'd go. i'm up for almost anything but i don't go near the anus. that's an exit hole for a reason, i don't care what kind of erogenous zones are up there.
If my husband asked for such a favor I would say "Yea okay baby, what ever you want." horribly sarcasticly. Thats just one area Id rather stay away from.
I'm 99% sure whoever posted that on craigs list knew full well what a rusty trombone was. It was a joke.
@not_izzy@xanga - I bet
"how I can get it (will you deliver it, or will I have to go to you?). Also, suggestions on how to wrap such a thing?"
LOL seriously that's just too much
EW. I regret clicking that link!
There's plenty in Nicholby's, the Antique store in Ventura, CA