Miss Rhino
The post on Craigslist got me thinking about how far I would go in the bedroom....
Husband wants a rusty trombone for his birthday"My husband has asked for a rusty trombone for his birthday, which is Wednesday. I've scoured the pawn shops and music stores, and I haven't found one. I am guessing that rusty ones will be cheaper than new ones, and I don't know what the big deal is, but it's what he wants and he is very specific about it. I could have bought a dozen new ones at this point, but he says that a rusty trombone is nostalgic for him, so I suppose it will mean more. If you selling (or even giving away) a rusty trombone, please let me know what you have, how much it costs and how I can get it (will you deliver it, or will I have to go to you?). Also, suggestions on how to wrap such a thing? Please help, I am down to the wire on this thing and I don't like being this late with a gift!!!"
This poor woman. I wonder how many responses she received directing her to Urban Dictionary. And for those of you still in the dark, I ask you to do the same. A
rusty trombone is anything BUT a musical instrument in this case.
How many of you would perform a unique sexual act for your SO on a special occasion such as a birthday, anniversary, etc? This goes along the same lines of fantasies in the bedroom. Would you be willing to dress up in the Princess Leia slave costume and call your SO Han Solo upon request? Is there a limit to how far you will go for your SO when it comes to strange/odd/unusual bedroom requests?
Comments (57)
LOL.
Hmm, ewww.
I could've gone my entire life never knowing what "rusty trombone" meant and been totally satisfied. *shudders* I definitely have my limits with things like that, though they're far enough out there my SO has yet to ask anything I'm unwilling to do.
That had to be a joke post.
Hahaha, I'm just imagining the husband's face if she did manage to purchase a literal rusty trombone. I would be concerned about the nostalgia part!
If Boyfriend wanted a rusty trombone, I'd agree to do it if we showered before and used a dental dam. Roleplay is fine, I'll give almost anything a shot at least once before deciding against it. Off the top of my head, I think my limits are probably just no group sex, animals, poop, or damage to my public image (for example, parading around my hometown naked would be a no go). Boyfriend tends to be more conventional in the bedroom than I am, so I don't ever forsee him making a request that goes past my limits!
Just on holidays? I'd do unique things any time. Though it'd definitely depend on how unique they were, haaaaa. The role playing thing would be fun, though.
Though, the rusty trombone thing.. I seriously wonder if that's NOT what he meant. haha.
My God. A sex position I haven't heard of. Better catch up on my, err, studies. Seems I'm getting rusty.
@Omelettes@xanga - On second thought, that wasn't even worth the pun.
Maybe he really did want the instrument...
Lol that's awesome.
My boyfriend doesn't care about his birthday, but I'd do reasonable things that he wants to do any day.
Dude, im open to almost anything. I would do it if he asked me too. I dont think I would dress up AS someone else. Different variations of me is fine, but not someone else. Alaysha the Pilot, Alaysha The Candy Stripper, Officer Alaysha, Detective Alaysha, Slave ALaysha, Maybe if I found an awesome other pet/slut/cutest name or something I would use that. I would not be Brittany the waitress or Madonna or something like that. Oh no no no.
Oh but my SO, doesnt like anything around his anus, or anything like that. So none of that for Alaysha! Yay! Hahaha
@Spongebobandbeyond@xanga - Agreed!!!
hahahahahahaha omg LOL. bad husband haha
@Spongebobandbeyond@xanga - Agreed, there are some things that is not something I would do for ''love."
LMFAO HAHAHAHA THIS GUY KNOWS WHATS UP.
@pansybradshaw@xanga - likeomgiknowrite? hahahaha ur comment was the first thing i read and i LOL'd at that shit
@xthread@xanga - well thaynk you! (sumbudy hadda say it) : )
@XxHyPeRaZnBoIxX@xanga - hahahahahahahahahahahaha OK ok
suggestions on how to wrap such a thing???? hillariousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Ugh, I shouldn't have looked at the definition. That's gross.
Hi A rusty trombone?has he gone nuts or something?
Sadaboy
@Spongebobandbeyond@xanga - hahahah
That is... DISGUSTING. I'd never do that ew. I'm pretty sure I will have some type of a limit when it comes to sexual activity. How is that even... intimate? yuccck.
I don't dress up, and I'm not quite at the point of anal play yet. But maybe someday. Someday.