Miss Rhino
The post on Craigslist got me thinking about how far I would go in the bedroom....
Husband wants a rusty trombone for his birthday"My husband has asked for a rusty trombone for his birthday, which is Wednesday. I've scoured the pawn shops and music stores, and I haven't found one. I am guessing that rusty ones will be cheaper than new ones, and I don't know what the big deal is, but it's what he wants and he is very specific about it. I could have bought a dozen new ones at this point, but he says that a rusty trombone is nostalgic for him, so I suppose it will mean more. If you selling (or even giving away) a rusty trombone, please let me know what you have, how much it costs and how I can get it (will you deliver it, or will I have to go to you?). Also, suggestions on how to wrap such a thing? Please help, I am down to the wire on this thing and I don't like being this late with a gift!!!"
This poor woman. I wonder how many responses she received directing her to Urban Dictionary. And for those of you still in the dark, I ask you to do the same. A
rusty trombone is anything BUT a musical instrument in this case.
How many of you would perform a unique sexual act for your SO on a special occasion such as a birthday, anniversary, etc? This goes along the same lines of fantasies in the bedroom. Would you be willing to dress up in the Princess Leia slave costume and call your SO Han Solo upon request? Is there a limit to how far you will go for your SO when it comes to strange/odd/unusual bedroom requests?
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poor woman. he said it was nostalgic for him? yikes.
i might consider doing some things, but i think i'd like to stay away from the asshole, especially on certain occasions, as on those certain occasions one or both parties are drunk or on the way there.
I could have went the rest of my life without knowing what a rusty trombone was.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha soundz lyke fun giv me hiz fon#
I am now more educated ... and honestly, I'm not sure if I wanted to be. Yikes...
Um, no. I would do anything for my boyfriend. And that being in the sense that all of the things I ever would refuse to do for him are things that he would never want me to do anyways. I have already done things I wouldn't normally do just for him. And he has done the same for me. Both sexually and not. But our boundaries get pretty much to the same point.
Wow, I really did not need to know what that was....Gross!
I am not at all adventurous when it comes to the bedroom. I'm sorry but your mouth should not be anywhere near where waste products come out! That is just the sickest thing I have heard! I would never do that for my boyfriend. Luckily, he shares my philosophy about the mouth not going where waste products come out! I would flip out if someone ever tried anything "down there" with their mouth!
Oh for the love of... >_<'
That's the first time I've heard of that.
And it's fucking disgusting.
that's a bit creepy. i'm willing to try new things in the bedroom, but luckily for me that is one request i'm quite sure my husband would not make. blech.
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I was thinking he wanted the real instrument, too. Ew yeckk >.> lol
Hahaha, oh my god
Oh no. No no no no. Oh, and one more no.
I'm a guy and I don't think I would be asking for one of those just because I don't do the whole anal thing. I don't give and I don't receive in any form. There is just a limit to sexual fantasies that you can do with your SO. The Han Solo Princess Leia thing is understandable while the Rusty Trombone most certainly is not.
I've never heard of that haha. If I really liked someone enough to marry them, I guess I would be up to trying anything they wanted to try, but with something like that I would probably want like a dental dam...cuz otherwise...ew.
I thought he wanted an instrument too. That's disgusting.
rofl
that....is disgusting.
hilarious, but disgusting. and why is it nostalgic to him?!!?
i would have said her to go to a garage sale or something.. lol!
that's gross.. i'm not rusty-tromboing ever..Â
Hahaha, I'm sure the people on Craigslist were quite amused when they saw that. I don't think I would ever give someone a rusty trombone, though; I'm squeamish about things like that.
@Opaque_Life@xanga - I'm wondering the same thing!
Ha. He said a rusty trombone is... nostalgic for him? Hahahaha.
Rimming, while extremely pleasurable from what I've read, is not really that common of a sex practice nor one most would consider adding to their repertoire of bedroom activities. Ah, the poor couple. Hahaha.
@pansybradshaw@xanga - I fucking love you, Bradshaw.
Hahahahaha!
I don't think I'd ever give a guy a rusty trombone. Ass-to-mouth isn't sexy, it's just sort of gross. No matter how much you wash an anus, it just seems sort of... well, dirty. And very unnatural.
I suppose I can be quite sexually adventurous. I think role-playing can be pretty hot if both parties are into it, but if one doesn't really act with conviction it's extraordinarily uncomfortable. I don't think I have much of a sexual limit, save for my discomfort at anal. I've tried quite a few things sexually (and would try more) and think it's a very good way to become (and stay) comfortable with my sexuality and with myself.Â
I don't know how I feel about role play. Let me tell you I already don't like the idea of playing Princess Leia in a slave costume nor my fiance playing Hans Solo. That already rubs me the wrong way. I think I like being myself already.
I totally had to look that up, no clue! @xthread@xanga - I know, right! "nostalgic" is not the word I was expecting! @Fairywife@xanga - me too! I nearly did too, lol
definitely not into anal.....ewwwwww
especially not tongue.............WTF
I think Meatloaf said it best, "I would do anything for love, but I wont do that".