Saturday, 04 July 2009
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How to Know If A Girl Likes You
So I'm bored out of my calcium studded skull and do not feel witty or sly in any way shape or form. So I am writing the most boring blog on the internet. Hopefully with a little but more PIZAZZ than normal.HOW TO KNOW IF A GIRL LIKES YOU.
1. She ignores you.
This is what I do. I never said it was effective, but if one minute you two are talking and then she just walks away and ignores you, then the dim light bulb in her head might have gone off that HEY! SHE REALIZED SHE LUURRRVVES YOU. (obviously, this is an exaggeration.) But for reeuhlz. If a girl is completely ignoring you, this is why.
2. She texts you. All the time.
Just to see what's up. Just to say hi. Just to tell you that she made some toast and on it was a picture of your face and she's going to sell it on eBay for a billion bucks. But srsly. If she is texting you, it's a good sign she wants to talk to you. So don't be a LOSER JERK and give her only one-word text messages because that is the WORST THING POSSIBLE. And it is VERY frustrating. (am I right girls or what??)
3. She compares you to Edward Cullen.
Just kidding. That would be an insult.
4. You hear it from someone.
So I am impossible at keeping my mouth shut and there are always a few people who know which guy has been on my mind lately. Hopefully the news gets to him, hopefully it doesn't. But guys, if you hear something don't disregard it as petty gossip because it may be legit!
5. She Facebook stalks you
You may not know that she does this, but it's a definite sign. Just get one of your nerd-buddies (we all have them) to try and find the footprints for who's been on your Facebook and if over 70% are from one girl, she's either a grade-A creep, or she liiikkkeeesss youuuu!!
6. She tries to talk to you.
If she goes up to you and starts a conversation and does this more than 5 times then she likes you. Assuming she doesn't talk to you about relevant stuff. If it's completely random either she's crazy or crazy in lovveee. AWW!
What are some other signs you give out if you like someone else?!1/?!?!?11!/one?!?1!!!!!!11one !!1!1!1?/??//?
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Comments (86)
Lul@3.
I like to tease people. :D
all but one are true. i don't ignore people when i like them. i most of the time ignore people i dont want to talk to me.
Before I had my boyfriend, with my crushes ... I just hoped they'd talk to me. And if they didn't then ... the crush would pass soon enough ahah. With the ignoring thing ... that's pretty true. But I also ignored guys who were annoying.
Haha yeah I totally ignore guy friends that I like. I won't look at them or initiate conversation with them unless they're complete strangers...then since they would never talk to me unless I approached them, I'll approach them in a platonic way.
I definitely Facebook stalk, though if I Facebook stalk a guy, it could just be because he always has tons of girl drama surrounding him, and I'm interested in getting gossip.
#1 sucks.
#3 is grrr...
#6 ...doesn't work out when she's a cashier and forced to be nice to everybody. lol
hahaha this is hilarious!
i also like to bake for my crushes on their birthdays, always try to make plans to meet up/hang out, i talk to them & try to find out their interests (i.e. sports, music, food, etc.), i giggle alot in front of them, etc.
Haha, number three made me laugh.
When I like someone, I don't act different, though. Sad fact is, a guy would have to really work at finding out if I liked him. I don't act different, nor do I talk about it with anyone.
She'll try to make you laugh by saying something stupid or making a dumb joke!
I do this ALL the time, just so you think I'm funny. It works.... sometimes.
>.<
Awesome post.
And one word text replies really ARE frustrating...
2,4,5,and 6 is me :D LOL
Hmm, I only do the first one to the guy I like. I never just ignore him, but I do act like I have something else on my mind. It makes him try a little harder to keep my attention. Oh, I'm so mean. ^.^ Other than that, I don't really do any of those. lol
Nothing is more of a turn off than being ignored.
Um you forgot hitting. Obviously, all girls who like the guy hits that guy. haha! I loved reading this post!
lol number 2 is very true
but how can number 2 and 1 work at the same time
-If she grabs your dick, she wants you.
I don't ignore people unless I don't want to deal with them, and comparing them to Edward Cullen would be one of the worst insults coming from me lol
@choosingausernameishard@xanga - lol sorry I don't know if it's true or not. I'm being cautious right now until it blows over haha
What if you fall in love with a girl and THEN she ignores you? Hahaha. (-_-)'
One-word texts indeed are frustrating when you're trying to start an actual conversation. But I know I do it to some people 'cause I want them to shut up.
And lol at #3.
3. She compares you to Edward Cullen.
Just kidding. That would be an insult.
To Edward Cullen right.
@lizzie_wizzie@xanga - I know but seriously I've been rejected before I'm not gonna lie and say each one was a complete success but hey I'm still alive right? Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.  I've never heard of a case where a 'no' killed someone, that is, unless someone is pointing a gun to your head and asked if you want to live then in that case a 'no' would mean a certain death ^.^'
oh my..facebook stalking...*shifty eyes*
lol i do the first one :D i think i do it too well... hahaha but i also do this to guys that are annoying. wow girls are confusing huh? hahaha. but i always give this look-i look into their eyes and usually they can tell. oh yea, if we playfully hit you, its because we want an excuse to touch you. lol
Was this written by a 12 year old?
haha niceee