Saturday, 04 July 2009
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How to Know If A Girl Likes You
So I'm bored out of my calcium studded skull and do not feel witty or sly in any way shape or form. So I am writing the most boring blog on the internet. Hopefully with a little but more PIZAZZ than normal.HOW TO KNOW IF A GIRL LIKES YOU.
1. She ignores you.
This is what I do. I never said it was effective, but if one minute you two are talking and then she just walks away and ignores you, then the dim light bulb in her head might have gone off that HEY! SHE REALIZED SHE LUURRRVVES YOU. (obviously, this is an exaggeration.) But for reeuhlz. If a girl is completely ignoring you, this is why.
2. She texts you. All the time.
Just to see what's up. Just to say hi. Just to tell you that she made some toast and on it was a picture of your face and she's going to sell it on eBay for a billion bucks. But srsly. If she is texting you, it's a good sign she wants to talk to you. So don't be a LOSER JERK and give her only one-word text messages because that is the WORST THING POSSIBLE. And it is VERY frustrating. (am I right girls or what??)
3. She compares you to Edward Cullen.
Just kidding. That would be an insult.
4. You hear it from someone.
So I am impossible at keeping my mouth shut and there are always a few people who know which guy has been on my mind lately. Hopefully the news gets to him, hopefully it doesn't. But guys, if you hear something don't disregard it as petty gossip because it may be legit!
5. She Facebook stalks you
You may not know that she does this, but it's a definite sign. Just get one of your nerd-buddies (we all have them) to try and find the footprints for who's been on your Facebook and if over 70% are from one girl, she's either a grade-A creep, or she liiikkkeeesss youuuu!!
6. She tries to talk to you.
If she goes up to you and starts a conversation and does this more than 5 times then she likes you. Assuming she doesn't talk to you about relevant stuff. If it's completely random either she's crazy or crazy in lovveee. AWW!
What are some other signs you give out if you like someone else?!1/?!?!?11!/one?!?1!!!!!!11one !!1!1!1?/??//?
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Comments (86)
LOL at number 3.
I think you're pretty much right, though I personally just ignore people when I can't stand them (just wanted to make that clear in order to ensure I don't give off the wrong impression). haha.
Actually, according to some people it's possible to find out who facebook stalks you now. Now I can't creep up on that cute kid from math class :\
Or she could just tell me...right? I mean, that's kind of a complex over-the-top strategy, but it just might work.
Stalking, you hear it from someone, are the only ones I can agree with.
I only do the first one, lol.
You forgot *giggles like a little school girl*.XDHaha, I do the ignoring thing. Just because I don't want it to seem like I'm crazy, clingy, whatever.
I don't usually ignore guys when I like them. I'm kind of the opposite =/ Inviting them to hang out, come to my party, etc. etc.
hahahahaha, i love this. especially number three.
this is hilarious, love it =)
Haha. I text a lot. And laugh a lot. And smile a lot.
LOL @ #2
Bitches know the reason they keep texting IS the one word answers. They make it into a game to see if they can get a man to say more than just one word in his texts. It's so bullshit. I don't respond to texts - I actually call people and have a real conversation.
I make fun of guys I like 24/7. I never ever compliment or be nice to them. -_-;
The only way to know is if they tell you. Trying to read too much in to any "signs" someone may be giving is illogical and may steer you in the complete wrong direction.
what's the deal w/ women when you like someone you have to do all these nonsensical and irrelevant things? If I like someone guess what I do? I TELL THEM!!! Guess what? It really works!! *gasps* shocking ain't it?
@KassieintheSkywithDiamonds@xanga - WHATTT?! ive heard this too but it better be a lie cuz im an fb stalker. do you have any good sources? cuz its been rumored before..
"What are some other signs you give out if you like someone else?!1/?!?!?11!/one?!?1!!!!!!11one !!1!1!1?/??//?"
LMFAO.that is all.:D
@Iluvgillian@xanga - Rejection is terrifying!! O_O
I don't quite agree with these things. and it just seems like you're messing around anyways.
This is over generalizing. This only really works for certain girls. Personally, the only times I've ever actually liked a guy enough to be willing to try dating him he was pretty much aware of it. I made it a point to make sure my intentions were known and obvious. And I don't use Facebook. I think that this is more like a guide how to tell when YOU like a guy, rather than a guide to how to tell when ANY GIRL likes a guy.
I facebook stalked this one guy I had a crush on last year lol. From there, I found out he was a player... cheating on two girls who are dumb and sooooo oblivious to him cheating BUT it was so obvious.
oh sh!t! so she likes me... and then again, who doesn't... lol...

3. She compares you to Edward Cullen.
Just kidding. That would be an insult.
lmfao damn straight. I love this post
one word texts really ARE frustrating lmao my sis and i bizitch about that all the time haha but edward cullen? am i like.... the only girl..... that doesnt care about that boy??? lmao XD
I do all of the above except one...
"Hopefully the news gets to him, hopefully it doesn't."
So true!