Friday, 26 June 2009
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Would You Give It Up For A Box of Chips?
via MyFox Boston: An Oklahoma woman has pleaded no contest to trading sex for a box of $30 snack chips. Police said Lahoma Sue Smith, 35, admitted to making the deal with the man, who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.
Officers found Smith and the man, both partially clothed, inside Smith's car.
The man was not charged and his name hasn't been released.
Smith, who police said has a history of prostitution, was fined $1,142 after entering her plea.
This reminds me of the Office episode where Meredith admits she's been sleeping with a supplier for discounted paper and gift certificates for steak.
I'm not gonna ask if you would prostitute yourself for other snack foods, so if you were a newspaper reporter, what would your headline for this story be?
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Comments (22)
very good chips :)
Once you pop, you can't stop....:P
hahahahahaaaaaa
I like the parallel to The Office.
This could spawn a new ad campaign:
"Frito-Lay's Chips: Now Better Than Sex!"
WTF!
i feel a "free to lay" joke coming on...
so why wasn't the guy charged for solicitation?
"Snacks: "> or equal to Sex?" Find out inside"
haa frito lay is showing the world a new way to enjoy their chips....like how awful is that yeah i'll fuck you for some chips....gross
hahah wow. cheap lay.
How do you dip your chips??
lol, i dunno or should it be Where do you dip your chips into?
What...?
frito laid
apparently prostitution isn't recession-proof...
@kieri126@xanga - Touche. Well done.
quicksandbuddy@xanga - lmao! good one
@EarthsAzureLight@xanga - thankss! lol
ROFL LAWLLL.
lol i think its "good fun" slogan thing, explain itself LOL
Isn't the Lays (omg suggestive name) slogan "Betcha can't have just one"
meh, girl's gotta survive somehow roflz.
ahhaa oh my god. what is the world coming to?
You can't have just one