Thursday, 25 June 2009

  • I Know How You Feel, Rose Boy

    I am not a Megan Fox fan. It seems like everyone on Xanga has been talking about her lately and I'd managed to avoid it until I saw this picture. It was taken after the Transformers premiere as she was heading back to her hotel:



    And I felt for the kid, because I'd been there. Not in a oh-hey-I-follow-celebrities-everywhere kind of way, but in the way that someone you're so enamored with has no idea you're even there. It's not even that he or she dislikes you - it's that the person honestly does not know of your existence. Megan just wants to get to her hotel and take off her shoes; he just wants to catch her attention for a second. And because an image of the sheer patheticism that is unrequited love is all over the internet and being mocked, I feel for him.

    The photo is pretty perfect because there's so much going on - he's reaching out to the pretty girl while someone tries to stop him - and in the background, people are walking around, oblivious to the situation. That's exactly how it feels to be on that side of unrequited love.

    Apparently Kodak offered $5000 to the person who could track this kid down so that he and Mademoiselle Fox could have a Kodak moment...but that's rarely the way things turn out. In real life, he moves on, never aware of what you meant to him unless you can somehow conjure up the courage to tell him so meekly. Your feelings fade as you realize he doesn't care about you - the crush wanes and you move on. One day, you may come across the notes you wrote with hearts in the margins or the pictures the two of you had together (where you leaned in to him, uncomfortably close) and laugh. But not now.

    So, Rose Boy, while you may be enjoying brief newfound fame and will probably get to meet your lady and give her the rose again, the rest of us daydreamers, past and present, will be pining away in our rooms, wondering if the objects of our affection even know we exist.

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